SpinnerBait_Nut
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A couple of rednecks are out in the Tennessee woods<br />hunting when Clem suddenly grabs his chest and<br />falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing;<br />his eyes are rolled back in his head. Billy Joe Bob whips<br />out his cell phone and calls 911 He gasps to the<br />operator, "I think Clem is dead! What should I do?"<br /> <br /> The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just<br />take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's<br />make sure he's dead."<br /> <br />There is a silence.......and then a shot is heard. Billy Joe Bob's voice comes back on the line,<br /> <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"Okay, now what???"