Why Parents Drink

SpinnerBait_Nut

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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper "Hello ? "


"Is your daddy home?" he asked.


"Yes ," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No ."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mo mmy there?" "Yes ."


"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No "


Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes ," whispered the child, "a policeman ".


Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"



"No, he's busy ", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"


"
Talking to Daddy and Mo mmy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "
The search team just landed a helicopter "

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"


Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... "
ME "
 

aspeck

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Re: Why Parents Drink

I sense a little one getting a warm backside! YIKES! :D
 

rwise

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Re: Why Parents Drink

ok now you are not supposed to be telling my childhood stories :rolleyes: :D

PS they found me in the kitchen cabinets asleep ;)
 

puddle jumper

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Re: Why Parents Drink

Thats one of my best jokes that i can tell in any company and not worry about affending anyone.Every time i hear it i can just emagine a child hiding under the bed watching every one run around.
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: Why Parents Drink

A bud of mine has a daughter that does that. Drives him absolutly nutz. My suggestion to him was to quit looking for her. That is the excitment that makes her continue to do that.

She tried that at my house when they were visiting. No problem here,,,,,my dog sniffed her right out where she was hiding. Then after that my dog would watch her all the time.

Good one SPinner!
 
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