Who wants to have some fun?

valkyr

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Received this email and I am framing a response:

From: Mrs. Roselen Walker. 11 Falconer walk, SW20 0NE,London, United Kingdom. My Dear Beloved, I am Mrs Roselen Walker undergoing medical treatment in GARDEN HOSPITAL,46-50 Sunny Gardens Rd., Hendon,London. NW4 1RX, England. I am married to Dr. David Walker. Who worked with British Judicial Commission in Chelsea England for over a decade before he died on 5thof July in the year 2004. We were married for fifteen years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for two weeks. Before his death he made a vow to use his wealth for the down trodden and the less privileged in the society. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 15 Million (Fifteen Million United States Dollars) in a Security vault in The Netherlands.Presently, this money is still with the Security Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next 4 months due to a rare form of cancer of the pancreas. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke.Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to an individual or better still a God fearing person who will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want an individual that will use this to fund and provide succor to poor and indigent persons, orphanages, and widows and for propagating peace in the universe. I understand that blessed is the hand that gives. I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not inclined to helping poor persons and I do not want my husband’s hard earned money to be misused or spent in the manner in which my late husband did not specify. I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner,hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Almighty. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I do not want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of my personal attorney and the lawyer would finish you full details on how you will receive the money. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. I want you to always pray for me. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Whosoever that wants to serve the Almighty must serve him with all his heart and mind and soul and also in truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for an individual for this same purpose.Please assure me that you will act according to my specification herein. Hoping to hear from you. Thank you and may the Almighty bless you. When responding,send your contact address and telephone numbers to my private email address Below so that my lawyer can contact you immediately. Yours sincerely, Mrs Roselen Walker. private email Address; roselen_walker@myway.com

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Here's what I have so far:

Dear Mrs. Walker,

I am sooo sorry to hear about your cancer. How terrible that it must be to be going through something so terrible.
My heart truly goes out to you.

I've never been to England nor do I know much about it but I know about pain. One time I had these warts on my feet
and when I walked the pain was terrible, I know its not as bad as cancer, but these little buggers were everywhere...between
my toes, around my toe nails. One of my nails actually fell out, can you believe that?

Garden Hosptial sounds soo nice. I have a garden and have been in the hospital (but not for the warts of course) but for irritable bowel
syndrome. Finally got that straightened out though with some laxatives and a few "other" things...Yuck!.

You only have 4 months to live? I'm so sorry to hear that. Look at the bright side though, you wont see this cruel world collapse under
the weight of economic depravity and rising gas prices. I hope that is some comfort for you?

Do you really want help with this money? I know there are some homeless shelters and some orphanages around Memphis that could
surely use some help. But I would like to pay off some bills first if that would be ok? You see, the medical costs for my bowel problems
are sky high and now my wife has ran off with one of my doctors! Can you believe that?? So I need some of the money to pay for legal
costs associated with my defense....What is this world coming to? Of course, if its a problem, I won't use that money for any of the legal
costs.

Also, could you please use my regular email address instead of this one. Please reply to <deleted email addy> instead of this one.

Please let me know what I can do to assist.

God bless,


C Taylor
 

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Re: Who wants to have some fun?

I think you need to fall in love with one of your nurses. A male nurse whos willing to undergo a gender reassinment so you two can be togeather. And if Mrs. Roselen Walker is willing to donate some of her eggs your new wife would be willing to carry her baby, (conceived with a donation from you of course) to term. The child would then be the benefactor of the remaining funds. This all hinges of course on her forwarding in advance the funds for the gender reassignment so it can be completed before her passing. That way she could be the maid of honor at your wedding.:D:D:D
 

aspeck

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Re: Who wants to have some fun?

Hey! I got one of them letters from Mrs. Walker! How dare the two timer offer the money to someone else! That is rightfully MY money - she offered to me first - when she only had 4 months to live last year! God has really been prolonging this God-fearing woman's life!

Okay C Taylor, we will split the money, but it was mine first!
 

stevieray

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Re: Who wants to have some fun?

What would REALLY be funny is if we could get a hold of some crooked politician's campaign account number & send it to them with instructions to deposit said 15 mil - then sit back & watch the sheetstorm of aaallll tiiiiime :D
 

12Footer

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Re: Who wants to have some fun?

What would REALLY be funny is if we could get a hold of some crooked politician's campaign account number & send it to them with instructions to deposit said 15 mil - then sit back & watch the sheetstorm of aaallll tiiiiime :D
pee-yur GENIUS! :D
 

valkyr

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Re: Who wants to have some fun?

Well, never got a response back from Mrs. Walker....hmmm, maybe she already kicked the can ROFL
 

jinx

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Re: Who wants to have some fun?

Hey guys quit filling up my mailbox with your replies....I'm just trying to turn a buck here.

Jinx
 
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