What is with women and diamonds?

f_inscreenname

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I just saw another commercial “I see her stare at it for hours” as it was the greatest thing on earth.<br />First let me say that my wife is very happy with the stone she got a few years back but she can not explain to me what's up. How can someone look at a small rock and say I would rather have that instead of say that house or car or what ever. I have seen the blue diamond in the Smithsonian Museum. Say you could have it, a stone that fits in your hand or you could have this 20 sq mile island with all the modern conveniences. I would take the island. A lot of women I know would probably (I think more would then not) take the stone. <br />What gives? I have a whole driveway full of pretty rocks. The whole planet is made of rock. What make this stone take very rational females and make them do very irrational things. Like newlyweds being in dept for a ring when they will have enough problems just making it.
 

teamstromer

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

i guess a nice, beautiful diamond ring is something a woman cherishes. i know that i am cherishing and beaming over the 04 alumacraft 175 cs with the 04 merc 90hp, my wife got me for my birthday. our anniversary is in dec and i know i am getting her a bigger diamond, she deserves it and has waited 20 years for it. :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

Why is it that a woman's best friend is a diamond and a man's best friend is a dog :confused:
 

POINTER94

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

If this is the only thing that confuses you about women you are so far ahead of the game it scares me.. :cool:
 

gaugeguy

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

Originally posted by POINTER94:<br /> If this is the only thing that confuses you about women you are so far ahead of the game is scares me.. :cool:
That is just one thing on a looooonnnnngggg list Pointer :D
 

Link

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

Guess I got lucky. Mrs.Link likes purple. Them rocks be cheaper! :D :D :D <br /><br />LOL GG that says a lot! ;)
 

PatPatterson

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

An observation from Ron White about the DeBeers advertising campaign:<br /><br />3 years ago:<br />"Diamonds are forever"<br /><br />2 years ago:<br />"Diamonds: Take her breath away"<br /><br />Last Year:<br />"Diamonds will leave her speechless"<br /><br />Why don't they just say it?<br />"Diamonds: That'll shut her up!"
 

kenimpzoom

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

Isnt it amazing that anyone could get rich just by digging and finding some special rock.<br /><br />Biggest scam in the history of the world.<br /><br />Ken
 

LadyFish

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

I would most certainly take the island anyday.
 

JB

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

Diamonds are some women's trophys, FSN.<br /><br />The Hope diamond is sort of the heavyweight championship and the Lombardi trophy combined.<br /><br />They wonder what we see in a 427 Cobra or a Purdey over-under. Stuff that is REAL valuable. :D
 

PatPatterson

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

JB, are you saying that men and women don't think the same????.... No, it can't be that. :confused:
 

f_inscreenname

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

Women like houses, clothes, shoes and a lot of other stuff but again a shinny stone and a woman will give up all three for it. I know we (men) like what we like but women like stuff too just not as much as a diamond (a shiny stone). Hummmmm.....
 

one more cast

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

Its not as much the stone as the fact the YOU gave them the stone. A piece of rock that says you love them enough to spend gobs of money on something that is just for them.
 

snapperbait

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

I heard a commercial on the radio today, something about "how we picked out my wedding ring at whoever's store"<womans voice> :rolleyes: ...<br /><br />Check me if i'm wrong here fellers, but is'nt it the soon to be husbands job to choose a ring for his wife to be??? :confused: Now the wife gets to choose??? :confused: <br /><br />What??? The ring I got out of the vending machine at the grocery store won't do??? :D Sheeeeeesh!<br /><br />Women!! :p
 

Bassy

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

Hmm! Island or rock? I'll take the island anyday!<br /> Maybe there's a diamond mine on that island. :eek: <br />Some women,like me, aren't into all that glitter unless it catches big fish.<br />Bassy
 

KaGee

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

I just installed the "DIAMONDS 3.1" software to take care of all future requirements. :D
 

sangerwaker

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

KaGee, they don't tell you that software WILL require upgrades, and they ain't cheap either!
 

Jack Shellac

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

Women like useless, expensive things. For example, John Kerry's wife [wives].
 

Boomyal

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

Ditto to JB. Women like diamonds like most non-girlie men like GUNS. In both case you can never seem to have enought of them.
 

Twidget

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Re: What is with women and diamonds?

Hmmm, maybe there is something to this. Step bro had a beautiful wife and swore she never wanted a diamnod or any 'of those traipsings'<br /><br />Wife is now EX wife and has a VERY large jewelry collection.
 
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