Re: What boating mistakes have you made?
#1 Took my fiance out on the boat to watch the fireworks. The original plan was to propose to her that night, fortunately she got impatient and I did it two weeks earlier. At the harbor mouth we took a 4'+ wave over the bow and she kinda freaked out. Told her everything was fine, trimmed up a little too far, and gave it a little throttle to get the bow up. All we had to do was go around the breakwall and we would be in calm water for the fireworks.
One semi-loud bang and I had no forward or reverse. Coupler shot. Boat was being pushed out by the current and smashed in by the waves. Nothing like sitting on a rollercoaster boat parallel to the waves. Fiance now really freaking out... Got the attention of another boat that rescued us before we hit the breakwall.
#2 Came in from a morning of fishing with my limit of salmon. I don't have a cooler on board, but there is a hatch in my floor where I throw the fish + 3-5 bags of ice, depending on how long I'm fishing. The ice slowly melts and drains into the bilge. On the run in, I normally hit the bilge pump at the lighthouse, but forgot this time.
I pulled up to the dock next to a beautiful scarab type boat that was launching. Dude that looked like he popped steroids like pez stayed with the boat, while his extremely silconed significant other parked the truck. Meanwhile, I had already pulled my boat out of the water and was checking the position on the trailer when I remembered that I had forgot to pump the bilge. A quick flick of the switch yeilded a suprisingly high pitched scream. Ran around to the other side of the boat to see "Significant Other" coated with a mixture of blood, fish slime, and smelly bilge water. Hit her point blank in the side of the head.
I really was sorry and tried to apologize, but when the "HULK" turned green and started my way - it was time to get out of there.