This is weird ... Panda cow.

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I wonder how many people will try to buy it.

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CAMPION, Colo. -- A rare miniature cow with markings similar to a panda bear was born on a farm in northern Colorado.
The so-called "panda cow" born in Larimer County is thought to be one of only about 24 in the world.
The (Loveland) Reporter-Herald reports the male calf named Ben was born Friday morning. His mother is a Lowline Angus cow.
Farmer Chris Jessen raises miniature cattle and also owns a miniature kangaroo on his hobby farm.
The miniature panda cow is the result of genetic manipulation. A white belt encircles the animal's midsection, and the cow has a white face with black ovals around the eyes, giving it a panda-like appearance.
The mini-cattle are bred solely as pets. Jessen says panda calves can sell for $30,000



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JB

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Re: This is weird ... Panda cow.

No such thing as a male cow. That is a miniature panda BULL.

Jeez, that must be the same "jounalist" that talks about FLOORS in BOATS!! :)
 

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Re: This is weird ... Panda cow.

No such thing as a male cow. That is a miniature panda BULL.

Jeez, that must be the same "jounalist" that talks about FLOORS in BOATS!! :)

:D:D You are so right, JB!
 

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Re: This is weird ... Panda cow.

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No such thing as a male cow. That is a miniature panda BULL.
I live out in cow country and I didn't catch that one. :redface:
 

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Looks like a Dutch Belted/Lakenvelder dairy breed to me ;)
 

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Aren't miniatures developed by "down breeding", where the scrawniest is the best breeder, instead of the biggest? Kind of goes against nature.

Once we start raising "lap cattle", small enough to sit and watch TV with us, as a civilization, we are indeed doomed. ;)
 

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Fortunately, cows are too stupid to house train....
 

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Re: This is weird ... Panda cow.

Apparantley there is not enough things to make a story about... so we've stooped this low... pathetic really.
 

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Reminds me of a Belted Galloway.......... Yes, I have about 200 bovine neighbors!!! I do know that the $30,000 variety makes the same hamburger as a $25 bull calf born on a Dairy Farm.
 

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Apparantley there is not enough things to make a story about... so we've stooped this low... pathetic really.

Saw this same article also, in our local Sunday paper. I figured this "news" story was put out there as a free advertisement.

Would not be a bit surprised if that farmer's phone, is ringing off the hook now, with people willing to shell out $$$, for one of these.

They are the perfect size to fit on a grill. ;)
 
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Oh c'mon, that's a cute critter right there. I'd even feed it a hamburger.
 
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