Skiuseme
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The 8th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?"<br /> <br />No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 8th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents,and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"<br /> <br />With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?"<br /> <br />Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy,is she gonna get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"<br /> <br />Finally, Kevin stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 7 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
