The greatest troll ever. Contest!

bh357

Chief Petty Officer
Joined
Jun 12, 2003
Messages
471
Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

What about grandiloquent? I don't know if he meant it to be a troll or if he was serious, but I do know that it made for an interesting read. I believe that it may have been poofed though.
 

f_inscreenname

Commander
Joined
Aug 23, 2001
Messages
2,591
Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

Originally posted by sangerwaker:<br /> Now Pointer, how in the world can we score posts we can't see? Ya know the ones that got completely poofed? Do you remember the Force ebay deal a couple months ago? That should get 50 points for being both extremely edited, and then poofed.
Not only that “one” was edited or poofed. There was multiple posts and replies poofed that day. On two different boards. that one would be my choice. But if I had to pick one that was not poofed it would be this one.Bayliner Quality - what year improved? http://www.iboats.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=008547#000000
 

Carphunter

Commander
Joined
Aug 11, 2002
Messages
2,061
Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

Tylerin posted;<br />"Boxers vs Briefs"
Yeah, that would be your favorite. Remember, the "trap door" goes in the front. :eek: :D
 

eeboater

Commander
Joined
Jul 19, 2004
Messages
2,644
Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

From Dictionary.com <br /><br /> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=troll <br /><br /><br />
troll<br /><br />v.,n. 1. [From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To<br />utter a posting on Usenet designed to attract predictable<br />responses or flames; or, the post itself. Derives from the phrase<br />"trolling for newbies" which in turn comes from mainstream<br />"trolling", a style of fishing in which one trails bait through a<br />likely spot hoping for a bite. The well-constructed troll is a post<br />that induces lots of newbies and flamers to make themselves look<br />even more clueless than they already do, while subtly conveying to<br />the more savvy and experienced that it is in fact a deliberate<br />troll. If you don't fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. See<br />also YHBT. 2. An individual who chronically trolls in sense 1;<br />regularly posts specious arguments, flames or personal attacks to a<br />newsgroup, discussion list, or in email for no other purpose than to<br />annoy someone or disrupt a discussion. Trolls are recognizable by<br />the fact that the have no real interest in learning about the topic<br />at hand - they simply want to utter flame bait. Like the ugly<br />creatures they are named after, they exhibit no redeeming<br />characteristics, and as such, they are recognized as a lower form of<br />life on the net, as in, "Oh, ignore him, he's just a troll." 3.<br />[Berkeley] Computer lab monitor. A popular campus job for CS<br />students. Duties include helping newbies and ensuring that lab<br />policies are followed. Probably so-called because it involves<br />lurking in dark cavelike corners.<br /><br />Some people claim that the troll (sense 1) is properly a narrower<br />category than flame bait, that a troll is categorized by containing<br />some assertion that is wrong but not overtly controversial. See<br />also Troll-O-Meter.
Sean
 

POINTER94

Vice Admiral
Joined
Oct 12, 2003
Messages
5,031
Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

I loved the Force thread. But it was initiated as a joke and not a troll. It evolved into one by some's estimation, but I would define that as more of a soap opera then a troll. Ah, the good old threads, has our friend been sighted recently here, or just another hit and run?<br /><br />Is this a troll? All depends how you define intent. But if it is, it is clearly an American troll. It requires participation, work (research), the opportunity to opt out, and a reward for a job well done. Basic rules apply and creativity is rewarded with points. ;) :p
 

f_inscreenname

Commander
Joined
Aug 23, 2001
Messages
2,591
Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

The second part was a troll on the boats board. With a topic like Bayliner Vs something (I forget what it was) It was nothing but someone starting trouble at the start.
 

Devon

Cadet
Joined
Jun 9, 2002
Messages
28
Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

My reply will probably get poofed, but here goes...<br /><br />Just look for any topic that woodrat or theriver has started.<br /><br />Must be the rum talking.<br /><br />Devon<br /><br />The ebay force topic was pretty high on my list though, didn't it become bayliner vs. something on another board?
 

woodrat

Ensign
Joined
Jul 27, 2004
Messages
949
Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

Originally posted by Devon:<br /> My reply will probably get poofed, but here goes...<br /><br />Just look for any topic that woodrat or theriver has started.<br /><br />
No need to poof that on my account. Actually the first post I ever started, I started today, and it was at least partly intended as a troll. That is the only thread I ever started, and the only time I have posted with trolling in mind.<br /><br />Your comment does serve to reinforce my point about "anything that digs on the Bush agenda is automatically a troll."<br /><br />At any rate, I hardly think that I deserve first prize in the troll contest. I'm still just learning... :p
 

Devon

Cadet
Joined
Jun 9, 2002
Messages
28
Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

Originally posted by woodrat:<br />
Originally posted by Devon:<br /> My reply will probably get poofed, but here goes...<br /><br />Just look for any topic that woodrat or theriver has started.<br /><br />
No need to poof that on my account. Actually the first post I ever started, I started today, and it was at least partly intended as a troll. That is the only thread I ever started, and the only time I have posted with trolling in mind. <br />Your comment does serve to reinforce my point about "anything that digs on the Bush agenda is automatically a troll."<br /><br />At any rate, I hardly think that I deserve first prize in the troll contest. I'm still just learning... :p
My point exactly, it was intended as a troll by your own admission. Your first post was a troll, I was gonna save that until I hit at least 250 posts.<br /> <br />Devon
 

heycods

Captain
Joined
Nov 11, 2005
Messages
3,941
Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

Hummm is it my puter that has gone bad or do these topics not exist. :confused:
 

QC

Supreme Mariner
Joined
Mar 22, 2005
Messages
22,783
Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

Dang, don't exist. I still like these old bones Muttley, but what a let down . . .
 

heycods

Captain
Joined
Nov 11, 2005
Messages
3,941
Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

Kind looks like someone used this thread to carry out the trash, dont it? :D <br /> Tx would have to be the winner nowdays on sheer #s of trolls, Maby not # of post per trolls, but # of trolls.
 

heycods

Captain
Joined
Nov 11, 2005
Messages
3,941
Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

You poof them spinner???? :D :D ;) :p <br /> I got a feeling that it happened during the great housecleaning a while back.<br /> What a loss for history :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 

QC

Supreme Mariner
Joined
Mar 22, 2005
Messages
22,783
Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

I thought of that just as I posted. Wow, that's pretty funny. All of the "greatest troll ever" threads are toast. Wow. Good shootin' Tex . . . :D
 
Top