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A young couple of a church had their prayers answered by them getting jobs in another town. This couple called their minister to ask them if he would take their parrot as they cannot take it with them.
The minster was glad to take the very pretty bird off their hands. After a couple of days of the parrot getting familiar with his surroundings, it started to talk. When it would talk, it didn't have anything nice to say. Nothing but vulgar stuff is all he would repeat.
The minister was a bit upset as it was getting very near Thanksgiving and didn't want the parrot to be offending his guests. One morning when the minster was fixing breakfast, the parrot went on a vulgar rampage. The minister just had enough of that bird. So he grabs him up and throws him in the freezer. After about a half hour, the minister started feeling real bad about what he had done. So he goes and gets the parrot out of the freezer.
He sets the bird up on its perch and lets him thaw out a bit. Then the bird all of a sudden started apologizing and promised not to cuss at all anymore. It said it would be a good parrot. The parrot said it had one question to the minister....
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.Just what was it that the Turkey done to be in the freezer?
The minster was glad to take the very pretty bird off their hands. After a couple of days of the parrot getting familiar with his surroundings, it started to talk. When it would talk, it didn't have anything nice to say. Nothing but vulgar stuff is all he would repeat.
The minister was a bit upset as it was getting very near Thanksgiving and didn't want the parrot to be offending his guests. One morning when the minster was fixing breakfast, the parrot went on a vulgar rampage. The minister just had enough of that bird. So he grabs him up and throws him in the freezer. After about a half hour, the minister started feeling real bad about what he had done. So he goes and gets the parrot out of the freezer.
He sets the bird up on its perch and lets him thaw out a bit. Then the bird all of a sudden started apologizing and promised not to cuss at all anymore. It said it would be a good parrot. The parrot said it had one question to the minister....
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.Just what was it that the Turkey done to be in the freezer?
