SpinnerBait_Nut
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Re: Tarzans tiger got loose!
<br /><br />A long time ago I was walking from a friends house to my girl friends house. I was suppose to be spending the night at his house. Well I was in Artesia NM at this time, and I was walking the run off trench out of town because it ran along her part of town. So I was walking up out of the trench when I see this silo of a large cat. My guess was mountain lion. I imediately reached back and removed my favorite butterfly knife from my special pouch on my back pack. I at least wanted one cut before I went down. I guess the clanking of the butterfly knife scared it. It ran off. So I ran in the opposite direction so fast I would sware I was walking on air. I couldn't believe the thing didn't maul me. I just know at first I was pissed, then after it was running and I didn't know where it was, I wanted as far away as possible.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
<br /><br />I have shot many "nuisance" animals here. Coyotes are always a nuisance as far as i'm concerned, and I will shoot them suckers on sight. Problem is, at least here in Indiana, them coyotes have no natural enemies, and nobody hunts 'em. Overpopulation is the main problem.<br /><br />I sure would like to see what a 90-grain Muzzy would do to a Tiger though. 
Are you serious? Your gonna knock my Muzzy
. Man, you done insulted me now! I'll put my Muzzy, (with its bone crushing power, and chiseled Trocar point), up against you puny thunderhead, any day. <br /><br />Me thinks that at 30 yards, the 25" Carbon Areos, tipped with the 4-blade 90-grain Muzzy traveling at 282 Feet per second, would zip through the beast, and bury 8" in the ground on the far side, .................puny little thunderhead may cause a flesh wound that might get infected. <br /><br />.........Makin fun of a mans broadhead...........is there nothing sacred anymore.
<br /><br />The Muzzy cuts on impact also, just has a different tip. I have never lost a deer that was hit with the Muzzy. Now I can't say the same for them old Satellites I used to use.<br /><br />I also shot a nice buck one year with a frontal shot that entered just left of the briscut and exited near the right rear leg, and it also broke the leg. Thats what really sold me on the Muzzys. That arrow traveled through the deers entire body and still broke the rear leg. I thought that was pretty impressive.<br /><br />Now for the funny part,
Man, thats funny. Where in the heck do you come up with these one liners.