KaGee
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So, I'm sitteng here minding my own own business when dear ole MIL sends me an Email...<br />
Personally, I'm skippin the mixed nut bowl this year....A tour bus takes off with a full load of seniors, when a little old <br />lady taps the bus driver on the shoulder. She offers him a Handful of <br />almonds, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she <br />taps him on the shoulder again and hands him another handful of <br />almonds.She repeats this gesture many times. <br /><br />He asks her why they don't eat the almonds themselves, whereupon she <br />replies that it's not possible because of their false teeth. We're not <br />able to chew them. <br /><br />"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled, whereupon the old lady <br />answers: <br /><br />"We just love the chocolate around them! <br /> <br />