harringtondav
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simple math........ if someone has a gross package of TP for a 14 day quarantine ordeal and there are only 2 people in the house
assuming typical 500 sheet 2-ply rolls
assuming 20 sheets per event on the crapper
that is 25 events per roll
144 rolls per 14 days is 10 rolls (rounding down).
that is 250 crapper events per day. for two people that is 125 events per day per person
at that point, its not COVID 19. you either are preparing to get a colon scope and just drank 2 gallons of supper flush.... or you have a medical issue that you should seek immediate help for.
however beer....... assuming a modest 6 bottles a day, 2 people would need 7 cases of beer for a 14 day quarantine...
common sense is no longer prevailing.
Remember cloth diapers? We have more cut up T shirt rags than you can shake a stick at. Diaper pail with detergent and bleach. That was the norm before Pampers. Admiral won't care, as long as I do the laundry.
When the going gets tough, the tough get creative. ...now, I need to figure out how to brew beer with from clean rags....