Real Uses of Tools

[kenimpzoom]

Re: Real Uses of Tools

Sockets - used to intially round off bolt heads at the same time releasing intense kinetic energy, thus causing knuckels of user to impact hard pointy object. Follow up with pilers or visegrips to complete the rounding off the bolt head.<br /><br />Ken

 

[fixin]

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Duct tape/elec.tape--Band aid

 

[Triton II]

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Oil filter wrench: critical tool of the masochist to ensure heat oil is poured all over your hands when you least expect it.

 

[spratt]

Re: Real Uses of Tools

Originally posted by kenimpzoom:<br /> Sockets - used to intially round off bolt heads at the same time releasing intense kinetic energy, thus causing knuckels of user to impact hard pointy object. Follow up with pilers or visegrips to complete the rounding off the bolt head.<br /><br />Ken

No other tool is more blessed by Mr. Murphy than the ratchet / socket combo...if any guarantee can be made about it, then it would be that teh socket will slip when the sharpest / hardest / roughest thing nearby is in the proper proximity to do the most damage to the knuckles upon impact...

 

[LadyFish]

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Table knife = screwdriver.

 

[jtexas]

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teeth: set of multi-purpose tools for cutting fishing line, crimping split shot sinkers, opening various kinds of packaging, shortening fingernails, perforating tongues, etc.

 

[spratt]

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Stapler: A dangerous device utilized to transport ANOTHER potentially dangerous device via two or more pieces of paper and attached at a point that requires one to attempt to remove the secondary dangerous device in order to properly view the contents of the attached sheets of paper, thereby permitting the secondary device to implant it's tiny but painful ends into the fingers of the unsuspecting reader...

 

[spratt]

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Band Aid: device which can be classified as a tool by it's improper use of being used in such a way as to hide the fact that a rogue socket has caused damage to ones knuckles, especially useful when bragging to one's wife about how easily the spark plug replacement job went...

 

[Barlow]

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Pneumatic nail gun: speedy at all sorts of fastening also boubles as a piercing tool.

 

[Barlow]

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1/2" Pneumatics crown stapler: When in the correct hands its used to scare the crap out of any US Service Vet in a 1/2 mile radius of it being used on roof sheathing.