A guy walks into a cabinet shop to price out some new cabinets for his wife. He see the cabinet maker crawling around on the floor with blood on the side of his head. He ask the cabinet maker what he was doing. The cabinet maker stated that he cut his ear off when he leaned over the band saw and he was looking for it! The guy start looking as well and he said, "here it is"! The cabinet makers looked at it and "no that's now my ear, mine has a pencil behind it"... :drum:
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Okay, I bet you smiled though...