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A bear, moose, fox and snail were sitting around a table playing cards. FInally the bear throw his cards down on the table stating he was hungry and that someone needs to go get some snacks to eat. So the moose looked at the fox motioning for him to go. The fox complained, why do I have to go for food? Just about that time the snail said he would go for the chips and such. So the bear handed the snail some money and stated that while you are at it, pick up some drinks too. The snail took the money and headed out the door. A half hour passed, than an hour, than an hour and a half. The bear stated, you don't think that snail took the money and left with it do you... About that time the snails voice from close to the door stated, if you are going to talk smack about be, I'll just turn around and come back...
 
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A very well-to-do wealthy lawyer was riding down the road in his limousine when he spotter two women alongside the road eating grass. He instructed the drive to pull over so he could investigate them. He walked up to them and asked, why are you two eating grass? The one woman answered, we have no food, so we have to eat grass. He told her to come along with him that he would feed her at his place. She responded that she wasn't alone that her husband and two kids were with her over there under the tree. The lawyer said, bring them alone too. Than the lawyer turned to the other woman and told her to come along as well. She stated that she too had a husband and three kids with her as well. He said bring them all along. They all stuffed into the limousine and that wasn't easy even though it was a very large and nice limousine. While they were on their way to the lawyer's place, the first woman told the lawyer that she was so thankful to him for taking them to his home. He said oh it is nothing but he was sure they would love his place...because his grass was about a foot tall... lol
 
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A scientist has work in obscurity for many years with experiments on spiders. After many years of observations, he places an advertisement in many academic journals letting the community know he was to host a live show to demonstration his findings. Hundreds come to the event, more out of curiosity than anything else, since details of his findings have been kept secret. The scientist takes the stage and says, today I will demonstrate two things. First spiders can understand and respond to basic commands. The crowd laughs and heckles. Undeterred, he opens a box on his desk and a spider crawls out. "Spider walk left" the scientist says, and the spider moves left. The crowd is silent. "Spider move right" and the spider moves right. The crowd gasps. Forward, backward the spider responds. The crowd in awe and applauds. The scientist than takes the spider and removes all its legs. The crowd confused by this watches on silences. The scientist lays the spider down and states, move left. The spider doesn't move. Move right,...forward,...backward and the spider does nothing. This demonstrates my second findings the scientist says proudly. Once you remove the spider's legs...he goes deaf! lol
 
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64osby said:
Our first boat was a Crosby, close to the top boat in the picture. Ours was a 1964. On one side the Cr had broken off, leaving osby. That is how I came up with my screen name when I joined iboats.
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Cool story...
 
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