Random thoughts and inane ramblings

[Reel Poor]

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You dont understand everything you know.

 

[Limited-Time]

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I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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All things being equal ...................................................fat people use more soap

 

[Reel Poor]

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I am a very responsible person. Anytime something goes wrong I'm responsible.

 

[deputydawg]

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The sun came up upon the left<br />out of the sea came he!<br />And he shone bright, and on the right<br />went down into the sea.<br /><br /><br />"God save thee, ancient mariner:<br />from the feinds, that plague thee thus!-<br />Why look'st thou so?" "With my cross-bow <br />I shot the Albatros."<br /><br />And I had done an hellish thing, <br />And it would work 'em woe: <br />For all averred, I had killed the bird <br />That made the breeze to blow. <br />'Ah wretch!' said they, 'the bird to slay, <br />That made the breeze to blow!'

 

[jtexas]

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No one expects the Spanish inquisition!

 

[Limited-Time]

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It's clear to me, you Sir have an amazing grasp of the obvious!

 

[deputydawg]

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For those who say nothings impossible, try dribbling a football.<br /><br />The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<br /><br />If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

[deputydawg]

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[scrapper]

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Would a Fly without wings, Be called a walk? <br />If you try to fail,and succeed, which have you done?

 

[jtexas]

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

[Limited-Time]

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If you’re taking things out of your in box is it still an in box at that point in time??? Can you re-double your effort if it wasn’t doubled in the first place????? Can you really give more than 100%?

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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Lately I have felt like I was in a rut, so I just sold my house and cars on-line. Should I call my wife and tell her, or should I wait until the new owners come and let them tell her?<br /><br /><br />How can I tell when it's time to tune my bagpipes?

 

[jtexas]

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I saw D!ck Cheney walking with the queen.<br />Doing the werewolves of London.

 

[rolmops]

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Why quarrel if you have a gun?

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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Originally posted by jtexas:<br /> I saw D!ck Cheney walking with the queen.<br />Doing the werewolves of London.

I saw him drinking a pina colada at Trader D!cks....his hair was perfect! (uh-oh...did I just stir up another Cheney drinking deal?)

 

[Reel Poor]

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This thread makes as much sence as a submarine with screen doors.

 

[jtexas]

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I saw D!ck Cheney with a Chinese menu in his hand.<br />Walking through the streets of Soho Norway a policeman knew my name.<br /><br />So he set out for Biafra, to join the bloody fray.

 

[Limited-Time]

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He said hay, hay you, you, get off of my cloud.....damn I fear my age is showing, course I was 2 when those lyrics were written...Sing it Warren, may he rest in peace....and only the good die young......

 

[heycods]

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4' knife scar on the right side of his face, with a purple shaw. I knew right then the green chilis were hot, but the banker said no to the deal. So I told the gal, lets dont tell them it will be this way when they get old, but its time to plant the herbs, Herb. I knew the pants were to big for her befour he tried them on. So I told them ?<br /> What where who???<br /><br />Does this make me a winner?