Random thoughts and inane ramblings

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Must bee cabin fever: Heres a first,just when get you all the awnsers down they change all the questions. Could be the biggest "shot" question since JR......Pull
 

aspeck

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Re: Random thoughts and inane ramblings

?????
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Random thoughts and inane ramblings

Who shot the lawyer?<br /><br /><br />(9744)
 

Dave Abrahamson

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Re: Random thoughts and inane ramblings

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it, do the nuts still fall off??
 

heycods

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Re: Random thoughts and inane ramblings

Naaaa who shot JR? Might be the biggest shot question since who shot JF?
 

scrapper

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Re: Random thoughts and inane ramblings

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of god?
 

Limited-Time

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There ya go then, e-z as can b. here's one ya can use on the ladies to impress em just 5 letters: URAQT throw in a few hearts, some x's&o's and let the fun begin....
 

deputydawg

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Re: Random thoughts and inane ramblings

Why is everyone always looking at me? <br /><br />Just because I am paranoid doesn't mean they arent out there!
 

ZmOz

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Re: Random thoughts and inane ramblings

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
 

jtexas

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Re: Random thoughts and inane ramblings

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
 

deputydawg

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Re: Random thoughts and inane ramblings

What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of lead?
 

BoatBuoy

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Re: Random thoughts and inane ramblings

Originally posted by jtexas:<br /> If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
14 days because the man was wearing a sleevless vest.
 

cpj

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Re: Random thoughts and inane ramblings

I got a brother Hesaw down in Arkansas, thats got a saw that can out saw any saw that I ever saw. If you see a saw that can out saw brother Hesaws saw, you saw more that I saw.
 

jtexas

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All your base are belong to us.
 

Twidget

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Re: Random thoughts and inane ramblings

If a man says something and his wife is not around, is he still wrong?
 

cpj

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Originally posted by Twidget:<br /> If a man says something and his wife is not around, is he still wrong?
WEll OF COURSE HE IS!
 

bootle

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Re: Random thoughts and inane ramblings

Originally posted by Twidget:<br /> If a man says something and his wife is not around, is he still wrong?
Not if she's a blonde he ain't ;)
 

heycods

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Re: Random thoughts and inane ramblings

[/quote]Not if she's a blonde he ain't ;) [/QB][/quote]<br /><br /><br />MAN You got a death wish , you know we cant use that word. ;) :D
 
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