Random thoughts and inane ramblings

[deputydawg]

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, do the other trees still laugh?

 

[lakelivin]

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Originally posted by deputydawg:<br /> What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of lead?

When we were in high school we asked that to a friend. He said "a pound of lead". Everyone started laughing, and he responded "I knew it was the feathers!". Went from lmao to rotflmao!

 

[scrapper]

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Is it wetter in the water when its rainning? and Is it hotter in the South , than it is in the summer?

 

[scrapper]

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Its hard to soar like an eagle, when you have to fly with turkeys!

 

[jtexas]

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Reporter: Will you be able to get the republican and democratic members of the legislature to work together?<br /><br />Kinky Friedman: [pause] I'm runnin for governor, not God!

 

[Limited-Time]

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Post count drivel ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, blah, blah, blah, Morty, Morty, look at this watch I found in the trash. I'm out......NO SOUP FOR YOU!! Not that there's any thing wrong with that, We can have this and do that.

 

[jtexas]

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But are you still Master of Your Domain?

 

[deputydawg]

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Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people look smart until they speak?

 

[Parrott_head]

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most....

 

[deputydawg]

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But a dirty mind is after all a terrible thing to waste!

 

[jtexas]

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shoes!<br /><br />"He hath disgraced me, and hindered me half a million, laughed at my losses, mocked at my gains, scorned my nation, thwarted my bargains, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies; and what's his reason? I am a shoe. Hath not a shoe eyes? Hath not a shoe hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?"

 

[heycods]

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Originally posted by deputydawg:<br /> cant say aint?

ccan to and will, aint, aint, aint

 

[cpj]

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Id give my right arm to be ambedextrious.

 

[CN Spots]

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I still can't find my socks.<br /><br /><br />spots

 

[heycods]

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Originally posted by CN Spots:<br /> I still can't find my socks.<br /><br /><br />spots

Techno wore them home.

 

[Limited-Time]

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All out there somewhere over the rainbow blue birds fly off the handle with care must be taken for granted no two people are a like minded person

 

[Reel Poor]

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You sound more intelligent with your mouth closed.

 

[deputydawg]

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On that note, some people are obviously educated beyond their intelligence!

 

[cpj]

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Ya know Bob, its not that Im lazy, its that I just dont care.

 

[jtexas]

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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? <br />Thou art more lovely and more temperate. <br />Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, <br />And summer's lease hath all too short a date. <br />Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, <br />And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; <br />And every fair from fair sometime declines, <br />By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd; <br />But thy eternal summer shall not fade <br />Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st; <br />Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade, <br />When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st: <br />So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, <br />So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.