Quote Of The Day

RGrew176 · Nov 16, 2015

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is."

- Yogi Berra

poconojoe · Nov 16, 2015

Why do they call it common sense? It doesn't seem that common to me.

poconojoe · Nov 16, 2015

Never use your hand as a hammer. But more importantly never use your hammer as a hand! - me

RGrew176 · Nov 17, 2015

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."

- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

RGrew176 · Nov 18, 2015

"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."

- Rene Descartes (1596-1650), "Discours de la Methode"

RGrew176 · Nov 19, 2015

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

RGrew176 · Nov 20, 2015

"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."

- Henry Ford (1863-1947)

Limited-Time · Nov 20, 2015

If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.

-Mickey Mantle (1931-1995)

foodfisher · Nov 20, 2015

" I am serious! And don't call me Shirley."

RGrew176 · Nov 21, 2015

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."

- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

southkogs · Nov 21, 2015

"MINE!, MINE!"

- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

puddle jumper · Nov 21, 2015

The best thing and worst thing about my small town is I can't buy a pop after ten.

RGrew176 · Nov 22, 2015

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

RGrew176 · Nov 22, 2015

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

- George Burns (1896-1996)

RGrew176 · Nov 25, 2015

"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves."

- Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951)

RGrew176 · Nov 26, 2015

"There are no facts, only interpretations."

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

RGrew176 · Nov 27, 2015

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

RGrew176 · Nov 30, 2015

"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense."

- Edsgar Dijkstra (1930-2002)

RGrew176 · Dec 1, 2015

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."

- Bjarne Stroustrup

bekosh · Dec 1, 2015

Drinking Rum before 10am makes you a Pirate not an alcoholic.