Prayer for Duane Needed....

[aspeck]

Duane was in big trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him, 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'.

The next morning Duane got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Duane has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: Prayer for Duane Needed....

Too late for prayers. Locate a good mortician.

 

[Gary H NC]

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LOL!!! Thats a good one!! I needed that laugh today!

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

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I like the way that Duane thinks, "outside the box"

 

[tashasdaddy]

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he'll be lucky if there i enough left, to put in a box.

 

[Pierutrus]

Re: Prayer for Duane Needed....

I heard that one 10 years ago.

Any newer stuff?

 

[JB]

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Still funny every time I see it.

 

[ne7800]

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lmao i laughed my but off! i read it to the wife she didn't find it quite so amusing

 

[12vMan]

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Good one - I needed a laugh

 

[SgtMaj]

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I heard that one 10 years ago.

So did I. But having such a short memory, I found it just as funny this time as I did that time.

Hope you have a short memory, too.

Hope you have a short memory, too. Did I already say that?

 

[LadyFish]

Re: Prayer for Duane Needed....

So did I. But having such a short memory, I found it just as funny this time as I did that time.

Hope you have a short memory, too.

Hope you have a short memory, too. Did I already say that?

LMAO

 

[57whitehouse]

Re: Prayer for Duane Needed....

Nice way to start the morning (unless it's your scale)

 

[aspeck]

Re: Prayer for Duane Needed....

I am sorry to report that Duane has been found ... under the boat dock. The scale was used to weigh him down (somehow inserted ... uh, nevermind ...) Poor Duane.

 

[puddle jumper]

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Ya poor Duane. Its amazing what a scale can do at 200 mph when it hits the human body. lol

 

[kenmyfam]

Re: Prayer for Duane Needed....

An oldie but a goodie !!!

 

[Bass Man Bruce]

Re: Prayer for Duane Needed....

LMAO!
Well it was new to me and I darn near soiled my drawers laughing!