Not really about religion, but...

JB

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Got this from #2 daughter.

Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded
Packer's flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
3-story mansion with a
Silver and Blue sidewalk, a 50-foot flagpole with an enormous Blue Star
flag, and in every window, a "How 'Bout Them Cowboys!" sign.

Brett looked at God and said, "God, I don't mean to be ungrateful, but I
have a question: I was an all-pro QB, I won the Super Bowl, and I even
went to the hall of fame."

God asked, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"

"Well, why does Tony Romo get a bigger, better house than me?"

God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Tony's
house... it's mine!"

Apologies to my anti-Cowboys friends, but this is just too funny to resist.:D:D
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Not really about religion, but...

uh oh.
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Bob_VT

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Re: Not really about religion, but...

:eek: :D :D
 

tashasdaddy

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Re: Not really about religion, but...

it would be a great joke if the house had Jaguar Paws in the windows. or gator heads. LOL
 

achris

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Re: Not really about religion, but...

Do I hear anything for the West Coast Eagles?????
 

aspeck

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Re: Not really about religion, but...

Come on, JB, you know the streets there are paved with Gold and lined with black lines and that house was really black and gold with "Terrible Towels" hanging out the windows... :D
 

JB

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Re: Not really about religion, but...

Change the characters and God's house as you choose.

It is still funny, whomever you select.
 

Limited-Time

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Re: Not really about religion, but...

:rolleyes::rolleyes: Apparently even God makes poor choices from time to time.:eek::eek::D:D
 
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