My Trip to the Store ...

[aspeck]

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us "almost seniors" a little clearer!

 

[FlaCowboy]

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ROTFLMAO....thanks aspeck....now I gotta clean an adult beverage off my monitor...dang that burns the nostriles

 

[nwcove]

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geez.....im glad i never followed the instructions i get! " slide it in the bottom....then press the ok button!!!" lol

 

[tpenfield]

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There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

It is funny that you were so willing to obey . . .

 

[salty87]

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cap'n kirk would be proud

 

[Tyme2fish]

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I stole your post to donate to another fishing site I frequent. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[JB]

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That is a problem we seniors have, aspeck. We use the language correctly and expect others to do the same.

 

[WIMUSKY]

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"Almost seniors"????? I'm appauled!

 

[puddle jumper]

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Why the larger print. Eye sight slipping with that almost Senior eye sight. I hope you had clean underwear on.

 

[ezbtr]

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hilarious!!

 

[coastalrichard]

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Why the larger print. Eye sight slipping with that almost Senior eye sight. I hope you had clean underwear on.

Can you repeat that? I didn't catch it all:facepalm: