Murphy's Other Laws.....

BoatBuoy

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1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

5. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

6. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

7. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

8. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

10. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

12. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

13. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

14. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
 

rmmpe

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Re: Murphy's Other Laws.....

Another:
When you think you've made something "Idiot-proof", God will respond by making a new Idiot.
 

QC

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Re: Murphy's Other Laws.....

BoatBuoy said:
11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

This may qualify as yet another signature 8)
 

bassboy1

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Re: Murphy's Other Laws.....


On number 13, substitute 'trailer hitch' for 'furniture.'
This may qualify as yet another signature 8)
I think almost all of them will. Hey boatbouy, you wouldn't mind if one of those just "appeared" under my post would you?
 

BoatBuoy

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Re: Murphy's Other Laws.....

Go ahead bassboy. They're not mine. I'm not bright enough to come up with them myself.
 

stan_deezy

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Re: Murphy's Other Laws.....

My boss fits numbers 1, 2, 6 and 8 :^:^:^
 
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