1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi<br /><br />2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton<br /><br />3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope<br /><br />4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement= 1 bananosecond<br /><br />5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram<br /><br />6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per/hour = Knotfurlong<br /><br />7. 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite year<br /><br />8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling<br /><br />9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon<br /><br />10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz<br /><br />11. Basic unit of laryngitis - 1 hoarsepower<br /><br />12. Shortest distance between two jokes - a straight line<br /><br />13. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake<br /><br />14. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone<br /><br />15. 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycles<br /><br />16. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle<br /><br />17. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds<br /><br />18. 10 cards = 1 decacard<br /><br />19. 52 cards = 1 deckacard<br /><br />20. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig Newton<br /><br />21. 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen<br /><br />22. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche<br /><br />23. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin<br /><br />24. 10 rations = 1 decaration<br /><br />25. 100 rations = 1 C-ration<br /><br />26. 2 monograms = 1 diagram<br /><br />27. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms<br /><br />28. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale<br /><br />University Hospital = 1 I.V. League
