Job Candidates Interview

[Twidget]

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previous employment was at Marshall Durbin Poultry. Job title was "Neck Breaker" job duties "Broke Necks"

This made me think of the first time I met one of my younger cousin's husbands. He was wheeling and dealing with cars, so I made the assumption he sold cars. When I asked him about it, he said "No, I work at Tyson. Im a chicken catcher". His job was to catch the stray chickens as they were unloaded.

 

[deputydawg]

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The best application I ever rejected. Young man in my jail applied for a position as deputy sheriff, WHILE he was still in jail. <br />Bad thing is when he decides to grow up he would probably be an excelent deputy. <br />Oh yeah, his drivers license was on a 1 year suspension at the time.

 

[Barlow]

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I'm sorry .. what was the question??

 

[jtexas]

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Which one of y'all took that picture of my wife?!?!?!

 

[gaugeguy]

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Originally posted by jtexas:<br /> Which one of y'all took that picture of my wife?!?!?!

Well J, so sorry. You can have her back when I'm done with the "interview" BTW, she is from Corpus Christi

 

[rodbolt]

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neck braeker? aint that a chicken choker ?