It rolls no more.

Emby

Seaman Apprentice
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Re: It rolls no more.

Derwood needs truck parts!? Oh my gosh!<br /><br />Honey, put the Chevy in the garage and double lock the doors! Drive the Dodge to your mom's and lock it up there!! Yo, son-o-mine, cable that Honda 100 dirt bike to the gas pipes just to be on the safe side!!! I'm even gonna lock up the 10-speed too!!!!
 

derwood

Chief Petty Officer
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Mar 11, 2002
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Re: It rolls no more.

Hmmmmmm.....I could use some gas pipes....the muffler has been missing since it fell off 2 weeks after I bought it....What size gas pipes....will they fit a flowmaster?<br /><br />A ten speed has a gear that looks alot better than the nylon timming gear that came on the truck....Two birds with one stone.<br /><br />You have to use as much stuff off a salvaged/five finger discount/aquired object as you can....shadying is an art....I could use the ten speed tire tubes to seal the washers on the bottom of the boat.<br /><br />I could use a wheel tall enough to stand and drive without slouching.<br /><br />A ten speed (minus the chevy S-10 timming gear)could be made to drive the boat....<br /><br />If I were to replace the handle bars with a wind mill like gimmic useing the other wheel and some pepsie cans for the skin on the blades of the wind mill....with a little trick bolting a gear could be made to drive the pedals....spun by the front tire windmill gimmic....useing the gearing of the ten speed to use very little wind to gane good speed and power a small boat.<br /><br />Or on a hot day when there is no wind I could just turn the handle bars 180 deg. and pedal the bike while running the fan at high rpms in my direction thustly creating the first air cooled, Biological boat motor that is lubericated with beer and fuled by twinkies, Beef jerky and balogna sandwitches.<br /><br />One stone....two birds.<br /><br />Where did you say you lived at Emby?<br /><br />I'm sure I have something to do around your neck of the woods sooner or later.<br /><br />Hoofenwood.
 

derwood

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Re: It rolls no more.

Come on now....If you don't tell me I'll get sloopy on it....He's a genuine stalker....darn good one too from what I've seen....I'll bet he could even get me keys to your truck so I don't have to take it away in pieces.<br /><br />Hoofenwood.
 

ebbtide176

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Re: It rolls no more.

i'm not saying anything<br /><br />i'm just saying that JB 'thought' he's only had 1 person in his house- a postal worker checking up on him... so you know if sloopy got in there, he's for sure gonna be inside your place :D
 

Emby

Seaman Apprentice
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Re: It rolls no more.

Der Hoofen Wood-<br /><br />We're on different oceans! I'm in Oregon. Good thing for me since not much has to get locked up around here. I poked around some Sumter County web sites. Looks like you're in a nice area, if you can keep away from the hurricanes.<br /><br />* I (normally) only get to the messages boards about once a week (give or take). I've been doing computer support work since before PC's were even around, and for me it's a career, but not a hobby. So, I only get onto the personal home machine when I have to.
 
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