i'm in a fairly serious pickle...

redneck joe

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Combining eggs to one carton.
Approve?
Where would you take the two needed for breakfast?


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Jeff J

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I would take the 2 bigger eggs in the lower corners. Otherwise, I tend to pull eggs in the order that keeps the carton best balanced for me to take it out of the fridge with one hand.
 

Sprig

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That is a burning question that has been around since time immemorial and even before the question of why the chicken crossed the road. It even baffled Einstein.
Actually I think someone here has way too much time on their hands.
 

Mc Tool

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That is a burning question that has been around since time immemorial and even before the question of why the chicken crossed the road. It even baffled Einstein.
Actually I think someone here has way too much time on their hands.
Yeah, yours is the longest answer 😁
 

redneck joe

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forgot to add, this is not about weight. The eggs can be reshuffled if needed.

Think patterns....
 

Mc Tool

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forgot to add, this is not about weight. The eggs can be reshuffled if needed.

Think patterns....
Oooooh, ..... That depends on how Im going to cook them , like two if Im poaching them ,3 or 4 if Im scrambling them ....more if I have to share the scramble with the handbrake ( I married her last week ) ....is bacon involved ? aw man , if Im eating cashews I eat the broken ones 1st ...then the irregular shaped ones , then the small ones ,then the big ones and its points off if I find another broken one after starting on the whole ones ....so are any of them cracked ?....I need beer to improve my descision making 😁
 
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