If you were in a Bar fight....

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

Stop the presses!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br />I have changed my mind. <br />This is the person I want in my corner. <br />

<br />She will take on anyone. She sure puts he hubby, Judge Jerry in his place. <br />P.S. I was on the people court too in front of Jerry and he is a butt hole.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

Yep, here me and wifey pooh coming into the court room.<br />

 

[Scoop]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

SBN. Alright, a media star. Did you win?

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

Oh yea scoop, we won.<br />I tell you though, this is a "show" from the word go. Nothing like evryone thinks.<br />E-mail me and I will tell you the whole story.

 

[12Footer]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

Well nowe hold on there, varmint. You got..I say, you gotta ponder a question like this for at least 13months!! And then,i say then you gotta get a resultion for "baroom brawl" from the dance floor.<br /><br />Foghorn Leghorn for pres-I say for president son!!<br /><br />hmm....I'm thinkin Tony Blair,because he could care less what the rest of Pariament is doing or not doing..<br />He has brass ones!!!<br />He is somewhat able-bodied, and could single-handedly kick the sandman's boo tey, if someone blind-sided the ol 12Footer here.<br /> But still thinkin................

 

[snapperbait]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

I'm kinda leanin' towards Blair too.. He looks like he'd be a nasty little turd if ya messed with him...<br /><br />I'll vote,I say, I'll vote for Foghorn if'n he makes Marvin Martian or the Little Chicken Hawk his VP...

 

[crab bait]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

hillary & monica,,, but for different reasons...<br /><br />when hillary saw monica,, she would **** vinegar.. enuff so,, as to 'pile-drive' jessy's big 'ole head right clean thru the bar table... <br /><br />HOT DERN she a scrapper..!!

 

[88spl]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

"We shall have no truce or parley with you, or the grisly gang who work your wicked will. You do your worst--and we will do our best. Perhaps it will be our turn soon. Perhaps it will be our turn now." <br />Sir Winston Churchill<br />

<br />He kicked ass for his lord.<br /><br />

 

[Skinnywater]

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OK, if I can't have the Motor City Madman, Kill it and Grill it, God Guns and Rock and Roll, Ted Nugent then how about General George Patton.<br /><br />Golda Meir could kick Hilary's butt in any fight, any day.<br /><br /> http://webferret.search.com/click?w.../qu/blqumeir.htm?iam=savvy&terms=Golda,,about

 

[crab bait]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

GOLDA MY ASS

 

[Jack Shellac]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

I think I'd go with the tag team of Bill and Hilary. While Bill got definitions and baffled them with BS, Hilary would get in a few vicious groin kicks. In the confusion, I could slip out the back door.

 

[FLATHEAD]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

Give me old George Washington. Anybody that can heave a coin across the Delaware got to have a set of guns on him. Not to mention stamina,hell george was in more beds than a 5 dollar hooker.

 

[crab bait]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

ah, FLAT,,he threw it across the potomic..<br /><br />he crossed the delaware in a boat.. <br /><br />but it's irrelavant...<br /><br /> one punch from HILLARY ,,an george would be pickin' 'wooden' splinters outta his gums for weeks..

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

I still take Judge Judy.

 

[OBJ]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

I have given this much deliberation. The person I want in back of me is my son-in-law. Just because he is so big and don't take crap from no one.....less it's me. AND guldangit Bubba, whyan didn't ya let maw knowed you was a teleovision star? You knowed how much she was a wishin one of us would make it big. Youd best be makin some kinda story up ta let her know why she didn't know her favorite son was in tha big time on acounta I'm agonna tell!! Haw Haw.<br /><br />Jimmy Bo Bob

 

[sundancer270]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

NoBody Remember Stormin Norman Swarfscoft ? I bet in his day he could clear the whole Bar By himself, and come back and do it the next night just in case he missed someone. Now that Man is a General I'd Fight next to.

 

[crab bait]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

polititions people,, politiions...<br /><br />but EVEN thats irrelavant..<br /><br />cause HILLARY would/could jump strattle norman's neck in a new york congresss women's minute..<br /><br />that's it fellas... i give up... i had as much fun as i could.. <br /><br />unless it becomes just to irresistable

 

[snapperbait]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

Thats it Crab!!! You tell em'... <br /><br />Ya'll better get it right or the Bait Brothers will have ta lay the smack down on ya'll...

 

[Skinnywater]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

Crab bait, don't sing it, bring it. <br /><br />My gal Golda grew up drinking Vodka straight from the nipple. Spit toenails on her wedding night.<br />Changed oil on Israeli tanks during the 7day war.<br />Margret Thatcher called her Queen yes ma'am.<br /><br />Look at Hilary over there in the corner. Shaking like a hound dog ****eing a peach seed.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

I-BOATS, BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOK-UP, HOLLER IF YOU HEAR ME