If you were in a Bar fight....

snapperbait

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A Thread for those of us with "Less Political Smarts", or for those of us who just had enough political B.S. for one lifetime...<br /><br />If you were in a Bar fight, which World Political Leader would you want on your side, and why?... <br />Think hard!..<br />You can only pick one... <br />
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<br /><br />Who do you think would fight dirty?... :D
 

Ross J

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Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

I choose Bill English, leader of the National Party here in NZ. I choose him because at least he can fight. I know I've seen him!<br />Most other political leaders I see on the TV or newspapers are diplomats trained from an early age and hardly hardened by life to 'put up their dukes'.<br />A lot of their strength comes from being the leaders of very secure and comfortable countries, who don't want the boat rocked, thank you very much!<br />Ross<br />PS - I must add that were Bill English knocked out I'd be able to leave the bar because I wouldn't particularly want to help him either.
 

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Well if I had to pick, I would pick DUB-YA, because I am a conservative republican, then if he stabbed me in the back, I would kick the crap out of him too. First on the list list of butt-kickings would be people like Shawn Penn, then Jaque Sharoq (sp?)and then Vladimir Putin, and finally the entire canadian government.
 

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Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

HILLARY CLINTON..<br /><br />she's one bad mammajama..<br /><br />i pitty da fool
 

JB

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Jesse Ventura.<br /><br />'Nuff said? :D
 

snapperbait

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JB "The Ancient Mariner" and Jessie "The Body" Ventura... Uh-Oh... A Deadly combination for sure... :D <br /><br /> I think Crab Bait & Hillary might just give JB & Jessie a good run for their money cause I'm betting the Crab & Hillary would fight dirty...<br /><br /> LOOK OUT JESSIE!!! HERE COMES HILLARY WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!.... :D
 

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Hey this still sounds political.<br />I,m with JB. give me the Body.
 

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Chirac. We'll both be standing between 2 opponents and while they rear back to punch, we both duck then get out the back door.
 

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its just too hard to decide... i'm thinking GW, since he won't run from opposition, but even better would probably be NK's Kim- the guy must be made of kryptonite, the way he runs his mouth. ;)
 

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George Clooney!<br /><br />Well,.. he seems to think that he's a world leader.<br />Anyway, I just want to see him get his @$$ Kicked!<br /><br />Ooops! Forgot! "On MY side"?<br />never mind
 

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Sorry but I would have to say someone like Bin Ladin or Sadam. Now think about it all the other folks you mentioned are one person and while people would follow them and help how many are willing to die for them? The two personalities I mentioned have followers that would die for them and that is the kind of dedication that wins bar fights. :p <br />Of course I did this just because I am a big nut and personally don't want either of those two scumbags near me but think about it. :D
 

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Condalisa (sp) Rice :) <br />John McCain at my back...<br />then Sloopy...<br />derwood drives the get away boat! LOL<br />i am soooo bored... is it spring yet?<br />M.Y.
 

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Id choose my brother 6'7'' 265<br />and my 17 year nephew 6'6" 245 a brick s^%#$ house and of coursr the terminator no not arnie but the cool metal dude
 

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Re: If you were in a Bar fight....

R.Lee Ermey.<br />God, Guts and Guns, the latter as a last resort.<br />LOCK N LOAD..OOORAH!!! <br />
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Homerr

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Ya' all got it wrong.<br /><br />Captain Picard would be the choice.<br /><br />He'd whip out one of his long-winded speeches and everyone would either fall asleep or leave!<br /><br />H.
 

snapperbait

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Come on Guys... Focus like a laser beam here...<br /><br /> I said "World Political Leaders", not the likes of Ted Nugent, George Clooney, Your Brother, R.Lee Ermey, or Capt Picard...<br /><br />Cheeze Whiz... :rolleyes: <br /><br />As for my choice, I'm still thinking.... :confused:
 

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an i'm not sure if 'THE BODY' is a politition..?? <br /><br />HEY, SNAPPER.. you'er right..!!<br />everthin' fair in love an a 'bar fight'..<br /><br />that 'hillary' is one mean an nasty she-devil.. <br /><br />that was FUNNY..lol for sure..
 

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I would have to go with Hilary also with Monica as back up cause they both know how to handle Bill. :D <br />In their own special way ofcourse. :eek:
 
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