heycods
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> <br />> A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The<br />> counselor asks them what the problem is. <br />> <br />> The wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had<br />in<br />> the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.<br />> <br />> Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the<br />woman<br />> and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a<br />> daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your<br />> wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"<br />> <br />> The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her <br />here<br />> Monday and Wednesday; but on weekends, I hunt.<br />>
