I busted some kids this morning

gaugeguy

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My shop is located adjacent to a high school. I came in this morning and noticed a couple kids behind one of our service sheds. I went back and asked them what they were doing. "just killing time before school" was their reply. I told them they were on private property and told them to move along. After they left I looked around, followed their tracks in the snow and found where they had hid a very nice decorative glass pipe for smoking dope. <br /><br />I know these kids will be back some time today looking for it, what would you do?<br /><br />I brought the pipe into the machine shop, filled the bowl with roofing tar, and attatched a note saying "You guys are lucky I am a nice guy, I could have turned the pipe over to the headmaster at the school or to the cops". I then put the pipe back where I found it.
 

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Re: I busted some kids this morning

ROF!! I wonder if they'll try to toke that tar? LOL<br />"Woah !! Dude!! The guy left it full of opium,man!"
 

WillyBWright

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Re: I busted some kids this morning

I'da probably done that too. If it were worse than pot I might have talked to a school counselor.
 

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Re: I busted some kids this morning

The way kids are today, they may burn your place down for messing with their pipe!!!
 

Stratosfied

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Re: I busted some kids this morning

Are you sure that it was pot???, Anything else I would had to have called someone. But you did the the right thing.
 

gaugeguy

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Re: I busted some kids this morning

Originally posted by FlatBottoms:<br /> The way kids are today, they may burn your place down for messing with their pipe!!!
That's why I put it back, cause that was my thoughts exactly.
 

gaugeguy

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Re: I busted some kids this morning

Originally posted by Stratosfied:<br /> Are you sure that it was pot???, Anything else I would had to have called someone. But you did the the right thing.
100% positive, cheap pot, but it was pot.
 

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Re: I busted some kids this morning

Gee GG, how ya know it was cheap stuff? :p :D
 

kenimpzoom

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Re: I busted some kids this morning

Cops arent always the answer.<br /><br />I probably would have smashed it, and pitched it. That way they dont know what happened to it, and cant blame you.<br /><br />Ken
 

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Re: I busted some kids this morning

ya beat me to it sanger... :D :D :p :cool: <br /><br />GG: ((COUGH COUGH )) ooohh man thats some harsh ditch. :p
 

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Re: I busted some kids this morning

Originally posted by sangerwaker:<br /> Gee GG, how ya know it was cheap stuff? :p :D
How do think the tar got in thar?
 

Barlow

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yup .... sure ya did gg.. :p :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: I busted some kids this morning

Originally posted by KenImpZoom:<br /> I probably would have smashed it, and pitched it. That way they dont know what happened to it, and cant blame you.<br />Ken
They saw my truck, so they know what I drive. I'm sure if it "disappeared" I would have had four flats :mad:
 

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Re: I busted some kids this morning

Jail time and lawsuit pending.<br />"Local Businessman Charged with Poisoning Schoolkids"<br /><br />Then the civil damages sought by the parents.<br /><br /> "That man provided a poisonous substance to my kids, and it caused permanent brain damage. I want a million dollars to take care of my baby. He was just a kid. This guy put this poison in a pipe and let it laying around for my boy to find. What kid wouldn't smoke it? Kids are curious about this stuff. And he put it in a fancy pipe to attrack my boy. Since it was in a pipe, he figured it was safe to smoke it. He's just a kid. Now,..now...sob ...sob .. he's all messed up..for life. And its that eeeevil gauge repair guys fault."
 

gaugeguy

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Re: I busted some kids this morning

Originally posted by mellowyellow:<br /> send it to carphunter for further analysis?
Nah, don't want his eyes to match his red, bald head. :D
 
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