I am John Kerry.....I think

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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Did I mention I support legalizing marijuana? It helps me relax and deal with Teresa:

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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I am also a hero to the wonderful people of Vietnam:

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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I am also a master of disguise. Here I am getting ready for a secret mission to France:

Bassy · Sep 25, 2004

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LMAO. Those are great Ralph.

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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Did I mention that I have the support of lots of foreign leaders?

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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Last month Howard Dean threatened my life!

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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Luckily Johnny was there and saved me:

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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That Dean is a real madman!

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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This is from my secret trip to Afghanistan to kill Bin Laden

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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John is such a good dancer:

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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Here is a new bumper-sticker we are putting out. I think it will help me with the Security Moms.

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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All of Hollywood is behind me:

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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And I have the best campaign staff in the world

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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And I have a plan to rebuild our military and fight a more sensitive war on terror:

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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Did you know John has a new book out?

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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I support the Un 100%:

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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I used to Like Arnold too!

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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OK I got to go. I am going wind surfing in the morning:

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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Don't forget. I need you to go to the polls in November.

Ralph 123 · Sep 25, 2004

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And vote for a real leader: