Hypocrites!!!

Tinkrrr

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Originally posted by Flahthead:<br />
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<br /><br />I see how you guys are, this guy here goes around and kills Innocent animals with a knife of all things!! Then has the nerve to wear the teeth on his hat. What a bunch of barbarians
Actually, the two fingers are how Croc controls the buffalo and makes it fall down.<br /><br />All us Aussies know how to use two fingers for that. It's not rocket science if you're an initiated man. <br /><br />Admittedly, we do use five fingers for crocs and sharks. We can do it with two fingers with them, but we need a few spares with those snappers.<br /><br />We can do other things that you wouldn't believe with two fingers, or just one, but it's men's secret business that we, and your women, can't tell you about.<br /><br />P.S. The things on his hat aren't teeth. They're from way lower down on the animal.<br /><br />PP.S. The animals aren't innocent. If they were, why would we be killing them?<br /><br />PPP.S. Yes, we are barbarians. And bloody proud of it. No reason. Just bloody proud of it. Barbarians are like that.
 

jtexas

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I have got to visit that continent some day.<br /><br />btw, for the record, Aussies sent AU$10 million plus a group of scientists and experts in various fields (as mentioned by Aldo), which we appreciate.
 

Tinkrrr

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Originally posted by jtexas:<br /> I have got to visit that continent some day.<br /><br />btw, for the record, Aussies sent AU$10 million plus a group of scientists and experts in various fields (as mentioned by Aldo), which we appreciate.
Personally, I think $10m was a pi$$ weak effort (translation into American: very, very poor.).<br /><br />We drink that much most afternoons, and that's only where I work with a few thousand people. :D <br /><br />We do, however, have some very good disaster relief people. They could be very handy in the US, except they drink more than the rest of us. But they're professionals!
 

txswinner

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Tinkrr, That would be professional drinkers, right there. Now back to that game Cricket who got the ashes this time about?
 

Tinkrrr

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Originally posted by txswinner:<br /> Now back to that game Cricket who got the ashes this time about?
And your point is? :D <br /><br />We have ashes coming out of our jacksies!
 

Kiwi Phil

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Do Americans wear "Roo-Bars" with rows of "Spotties" on then.<br /> :D <br />Cheers<br />Phillip
 

QC

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Ya mean Kanga-Bangers? What the flyin' flip is a Spotty?<br /><br />Good on ya mate :D
 

Dunaruna

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Roo bar - a large piece of very heavy metal mounted to the front of a vehicle, garanteed to decapitate any roos (kangaroo) that happen to wander into the path of a vehicle travelling at warp 9. Also effective on cows, camels, wombats.<br /><br />Spottie - A spotlight, often mounted to a roo bar. Actually, there are often multiple spotties mounted to a roo bar. catagories of spotties - <br />1. Melt snow at 100 yrds.<br />2. Melt snow at 1 mile.<br />3. Where are my sunglasses?
 

wildbill59

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Dun, <br />This is what I want for my truck.<br />The spottys you talk about, here the backwoods buckos mount em on a roll bar and then go chasin down deer at night. Make a great mount too for mounting the "Stars and Bars"<br /><br />
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brother chris

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I normally keep out of U.S. discussions, since I am Canadian, but AChris...what the h*ll are you thinking? <br />You have been a attribute to this website for lots of reasons. What is behind your comments? <br />And since alot of us here have backed you up, and wondered why you would say these things....whatsup?<br />This is an aweful time for our fellow U.S. citizens and all you can do is bad-mouth them. That is pathetic. <br />We should all pitch in and help anyway we can!
 

txswinner

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wildbill, WI what's this "Stars and Bars" stuff, you folks kicked our butts over that flag and look what you let loose.
 

wildbill59

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It was only in reference to the young idiots up here that have no idea what a flag means. No maliciousness on my part.
 
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