Help me Sleep at night.

[aspeck]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

Originally posted by WillyBWright:<br /> See that? That's what keeps me up. First there's the amazing answer. But then come more questions. It's a vicious circle. Will it ever stop? Will I ever be sane again???

That is assuming you were sane in the first place! After all, I don't think many of us "cellar dwellers" are, ya know!

 

[crab bait]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

wife came into the kitchen..<br /><br />hubby swattin' flies..<br /><br />wife says 'whatcha doin'..<br /><br />killin' flies..!! all ready killed 3 females an 4 males..<br /><br />HOWDAHECK can you tell that..!!!!<br /><br />easy...i killed 3 sittin' on the phone over yonder.. an 4 on that there beer can..

 

[NYMINUTE]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

What is the last thing that goes thru a flies mind when he hits your windshield???

 

[WillyBWright]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

It's butt! <br /><br />Anyone seen "The Incredibles" yet? The boy is real fast and in one scene he has bugs splattered all over his face. eeewwwww <br /><br />Now you'll have to excuse me. I just dropped in for a little break from cleaning the fly poop out of my pepper shaker. The salt shaker was much easer, let me tell you! Man I never shoulda started this thing. Until recently I was blissfully ignorant of fly poop. I mean they eat poop. What do they poop? Poop poop? Is that a double negative making it food? Now I'll NEVER get any sleep! I have 4 pepper shakers to go and I'm really grumpy now!.

 

[KaGee]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

Hey Willie.... What is the meaning of life?

 

[crab bait]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

that would be poop in poop out

 

[wilkin250r]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

And I thought I was the only one to be tortured by his own brain. It appears as if I have it easy!

 

[LubeDude]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

Shoot, and I thought I was actually going to find out how to get to sleep!<br /><br />I used to sleep like a baby, but my doctor put me on Codine for the pain in my shoulder, I slept great then, but now that Im off the codine, I cant sleep anymore. Going on two weeks with very little sleep.

 

[spratt]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

Originally posted by WillyBWright:<br /> See that? That's what keeps me up. First there's the amazing answer. But then come more questions. It's a vicious circle. Will it ever stop? Will I ever be sane again???

In order for one to be ANYTHING "again", one must first be that ANYTHING at least once, or perhaps prior to the currentl situation...<br /><br />WB, the question might have been asked, will sanity EVER come to be yours?

 

[crazy charlie]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

Anyone that needs help sleeping just leave your address.I bought a new hammer this past weekend.I guarantee you a good nights sleep and the only side effect is a headache when you awake.Oh yea,and maybe a little bruise. by the way ,The answer to the original question is flypaper!! Charlie

 

[NOSLEEP]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

Instead of trying to sleep. Just try resting.<br />You may find its not so hard to trick your mind.

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

If ya pulled off his wings, would he then be called a "walk"? Inquiring minds want to know

 

[WillyBWright]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

 

[ob]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

Originally posted by Dave Abrahamson:<br /> If ya pulled off his wings, would he then be called a "walk"? Inquiring minds want to know

How about in addition to both wings ,how about a couple of legs as well.Is it now considered a "limp?"<br /><br />These questions have baffled science for generations.

 

[Ross J]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

And how come then if flies sit upside down on the ceiling their poop still clings to the ceiling? You'd think it'd fall onto the folk below!<br />Ross

 

[jtexas]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

Originally posted by WillyBWright:<br /> I get grumpy when I don't get my sleep.<br />

Ask your doctor if Ambien is right for you! Works for me.<br /><br /><br />----------<br />Better living through pharmaceuticals.

 

[cbnoodles]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

OK Willy, here ya go, Courtesy of Steven Wright:<br /><br />OK, so what's the speed of dark?<br /><br />What happens if you get scared half to death twice?<br /><br />"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes."

 

[POINTER94]

Re: Help me Sleep at night.

mrbscott,<br /><br />That's amazing stuff. I am afraid that will never make a trivia or board game question, but that one is logged into long term memory!