heh heh heh

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A
couple senior citizens were sitting in their usual pew at the
Baptist
Church. Suddenly, he wife noticed that people around them were staring at her. She
leaned over, & whispered to her husband,"I've just let go a silent fart.It
...feels like everyone is staring at me,What do you think I should do?"The husband replied to her, "I think you should get fresh batteries
for your hearing aids when we get home."

 

[aspeck]

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Oh, that just STINKS!!!!

 

[Deadwood]

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Confucius say: "He who fart in church must sit in his own pew."

 

[LadyFish]

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Confucius say: "He who fart in church must sit in his own pew."

Dang it, you took the words right out of my mouth!

 

[Limited-Time]

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Last Sunday?? I swear I was sitting right behind them.........

 

[Deadwood]

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Dang it, you took the words right out of my mouth!

Do you remember the Confucius saying about the "man who lose key to girlfriends house" ??

 

[j_martin]

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Daddy cut the Big one

 

[LadyFish]

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Do you remember the Confucius saying about the "man who lose key to girlfriends house" ??

Man who lose key to girlfriends house gets no "new key."

 

[Boomyal]

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Man who lose key to girlfriends house gets no "new key."

Uh boy!

 

[royal0014]

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Cabin fever sittin' in early this year??


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[Bob_VT]

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Well............. I guess it makes it official......

When we resort to fart jokes........

we are in the off season on the iboats board!!!!