Four men and a woman were having coffee after mass at the Catholic church. The first man said, "My first born just became a priest. When he enters a room, people greet him with, Good Day Father. We are so proud of him." The second man says, "My son is the Bishop and when he enters a room he is greeted with Your Excellency. We could not be prouder. The next man says that his oldest son is a Cardinal and his customary greeting is Your Eminence. "It fills me with such pride each time I hear it." The last man tells the rest that his son is the Pope and is greeted with Your Holiness. "We are filled with joy."
They all look at the woman and one said "Well....."
"I have a daughter" she said.........
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She's very tall.......
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She blonde.......
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She's very beautiful......
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Her measurements are 38D-24-36.....
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When she enters a room she is greeted with.........
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OH......................MY........................GOD
They all look at the woman and one said "Well....."
"I have a daughter" she said.........
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She's very tall.......
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She blonde.......
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She's very beautiful......
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Her measurements are 38D-24-36.....
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When she enters a room she is greeted with.........
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OH......................MY........................GOD
