- What is a vampire's favorite sport? Casketball.
- What is a baby ghost's favorite game? Peekaboo.
- Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath.
- How does a witch tell time? With a witch watch.
- How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray.
-What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
- How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
- Why did the monster eat the light bulb? He needed a light snack.
- What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells.
- How can you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? Use a pumpkin patch.
- What's a vampire's favorite candy? A sucker.
- What's a mummy's favorite music? Wrap.
- Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.
My all time favorite, told to me by a 5 year old with an older brother...
- How do you catch a bear in the winter time? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it and hide behind a bush. When the bear bends over to get the peas run over and kick him as hard as you can in the ice hole.
- What is a baby ghost's favorite game? Peekaboo.
- Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath.
- How does a witch tell time? With a witch watch.
- How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray.
-What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
- How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
- Why did the monster eat the light bulb? He needed a light snack.
- What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells.
- How can you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? Use a pumpkin patch.
- What's a vampire's favorite candy? A sucker.
- What's a mummy's favorite music? Wrap.
- Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.
My all time favorite, told to me by a 5 year old with an older brother...
- How do you catch a bear in the winter time? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it and hide behind a bush. When the bear bends over to get the peas run over and kick him as hard as you can in the ice hole.