GNN First Report

kenimpzoom

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99% of everybody in the world, got up yesterday, went about their day, and went to bed without anything bad happening to them.<br /><br />Kenimpzoom Reporting for GNN
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Here's some good new for your column.<br />I just saved a bunch by switching to Geico ;)
 

snapperbait

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GNN ,live at five, team coverage, triple doppler weather radar..<br /><br />Today's forecast: It'll rain somewhere today... We just don't know where...<br /> :p
 

kenimpzoom

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One man was reported to have found a penny. When asked for an interview his only comment was "It was a good day".<br /><br />Also from our Sky Eye chopper a young boy was spotted climbing a tree for the first time. He climbed down, and dissapeared into his house. He could not be reached for comment.<br /><br />Ken
 

SCO

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News flash:<br />ADMINS PLOT TO TAKE DOWN THE GNN WEBSITE. "too much bandwidth" was the only reason given for the proposed action. Rumors have it that SBN will mount a campaign to thwart the plot. Tune in at 5:00 for full details. :D
 

gaugeguy

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News flash....<br /><br />Edit: This might have been good news to a few, but it was in bad taste.
 

JB

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Flash!<br /><br />SCO fired by GNN for falsely reporting bad news.
 

mellowyellow

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Flash, My 16yr. old, big mouthed, name apparent<br />made the honor roll... :D
 

gaugeguy

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News flash...<br /><br />GG edited again :D :D <br /><br />Gotta work on that "in bad taste" thing ;)
 

mellowyellow

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if it smells bad GG.... :p <br /><br />Flash, it's not snowing in Buffalo!<br />actually is sunny, low himidity, about 80 and<br />the pool is at almost 90' :)
 

kenimpzoom

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Originally posted by JB:<br /> Flash!<br /><br />SCO fired by GNN for falsely reporting bad news.
News Flash.... This just in...<br /><br />SCO re-hired as a firing would be bad news. :D <br />***********************************************<br /><br />In other news, a Houston man reported that some financial items have finally been going his way, and hopes to have more good news to report next month.<br /><br />Kenimpzoom reporting for GNN
 

snapperbait

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BREAKING NEWS! <br /><br />This just in.. No lines and no waiting at the post office... Thats all we have on the situation... More at 6:00....
 

LadyFish

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HEADLINES: Gaugeguy voted this year’s Mr. Congeniality!<br /><br />Last week during the annual iboats get together at the equisite Fairmont Le Chateau Frontenac Resort and spa in Quebec, Canada, Gaugeguy was flabbergasted when the announcement was made by the Vice President of iboats.<br /><br />JB, Mod1, Mod2 and Mod4 are pictured here presenting the infamous guageguy with this notable award and a check for $1,000,000, an iboats Mega Mall gift certificate for $10,000, and a $100,000 gift certificate to shop iboats classified. (pic not shown due to bandwidth restrictions).<br /><br />A good time was had by all. Tylerin, efhenry, SBN, KKC, jgregory, MY, Snapperbait, kenimzoon, keltonkrew, Mr.& Mrs. Ladyfish, SCO, PW2, Skinnywater, Sloopy, gonfishn, Pointer94, kiwi phil, ndemge, Kenneth Brown, crab bait, neumanns, miloman, flahthead, PDS, Bassy, joew94th, eurolarva, RyanT, 12footer, and Nosleep were all arrested and escorted to the paddy wagon by bubbakat and trigger as they caught up with the revelers playing follow the leader from the party to the lighthouse for a midnight celebration carrying fireworks and wearing upside down PETA t-shirts.<br /><br />The party resumed on the bus until wee hours of the morning followed by a day of fishing for the group.
 

Terry H

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FLASH...Texas man gives back baseball to 4yo youngster from whom he stole it and apologized profusely for being a BH... :D
 

SCO

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... . . . ... ... . . . ... (typewriters typing, morse code)<br /><br />GNN / ADMIN BREAK DEADLOCK!!!<br /><br />Admin agrees to allow the GNN to continue "as long as it doesn't get too cute". Good news to senior reporter and founder Kenimpzoom. SBN was reportedly miffed that the deadlock was so quickly bypassed cause he was geared up for the fight, but in an official statement reported "All's well that ends well." Thats good enough for this reporter . Tune in at 11.
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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That's ok fellow news flash persons.<br />I have the plan for the long haul.<br />I can make this a kindler gentler GNN if need be.<br /><br />Now for some more good news.<br />I just took a nap and woke up. :D
 

pjc

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GNN News Flash.........my family had a GREAT dinner together tonight. Minimal static from the kids and excellent steaks hot off the grill!!!!!!!!!!
 

JGREGORY

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GNN News Flash......<br /><br />jgregory's daughter graduated Pre-school and had Kindergarten orientation yesterday, <br /><br />When Our news correspondent caught up to the happy parents all they had to say through tears was..."What happened to my Little girl, she grew up too fast." :) :) :)
 

Kenneth Brown

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Ladyfish is not accurately reporting. I was arrested with the others but I did not go to the paddy wagon as reported. Lucky Jim recognized that I was doing undecover work ( My favorite :) ) and released me once we were out of view of everyone else.<br /><br />FLASH- The dogs are barking but its the wrong tree. <br /><br />GNN, The only source of valuable news anywhere on the globe.
 
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