Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[Tnstratofam]

I sure hope this is somebody trying to be funny.

https://tricities.craigslist.org/boa/5955600317.html
[h=2]Good ole boat - $30 [/h]



Good used boat for sale. I've had it a while and don't feel like getting all the water out. It needs a new screen door and flex seal put in and a motor but Ive always used paddles cause I've only used it in a pond. Asking 30$ to sale quick or trade for blow up boat so I can put it up after I use it so my parents quit complaining about my junk everywhere. Call only please. May let the paddles go with it if I sell it but if I trade for blow up boat I will have to keep them. Thanks!

 

[GA_Boater]

Wow....I can't believe the PA Fish and Boat Administration gave that thing a registration number. That gives us pennsyltukians a bad name.......lol.

As a homebuilt needs inspecting before getting the rego numbers, it may have been inspected before the topsy-turvy cabin was added.

But coming from that state that uses all the salt they can dump on a road and where a car can't have a rust hole larger than a 50 cent piece - Yes, no sense that it passed inspection in that condition.

 

[Tnstratofam]

This one gives a whole new meaning to using " bed liner " for your deck.

https://tricities.craigslist.org/boa/5969766602.html
[h=2]Boat - $650 (Jonesboro) [/h]




Boat needs a new floor but engine is good

 

[gm280]

This one gives a whole new meaning to using " bed liner " for your deck.

https://tricities.craigslist.org/boa/5969766602.html
[h=2]Boat - $650 (Jonesboro) [/h]




Boat needs a new floor but engine is good

I think you are missing the whole story here. See the bed liner is used for all the rotted, broken and unusable parts if you buy this...well...junk.

 

[crazyinkc]

I hope this guy isn't on the water when I am there......

87 invader runs good. Great on Gas. Battery is not even a year old. Motor and lower unit are in good shape and solid. 18 ft in length. The trailer is a roller trailer so it is easy to load and unload. The interior is ok is some spots but over all wouldn't hurt to to be redone. The floor is a lil soft in one spot. The fuel line from tank to carb has a small hole in it so it leaks a lil gas but still drive able I had it out last weekend and ran just fine.. The lights on the trailer work as well as all light on the boat. The boat is registered till 2018. I have the title for both boat and trailer. This is a good boat me and my kids had a lot of fun this summer hate to get rid of it but have some bills that need to taken care of.. asking $1100 obo cash. No trades no holds and NO SPAM I don't need help selling.

https://topeka.craigslist.org/boa/5992989986.html

 

[Tnstratofam]

"Leaks a Lil Gas but still driveable!" Really!:flame:

No thanks!

 

[hvymtl939]

I hope this guy isn't on the water when I am there......

87 invader runs good. Great on Gas. Battery is not even a year old. Motor and lower unit are in good shape and solid. 18 ft in length. The trailer is a roller trailer so it is easy to load and unload. The interior is ok is some spots but over all wouldn't hurt to to be redone. The floor is a lil soft in one spot. The fuel line from tank to carb has a small hole in it so it leaks a lil gas but still drive able I had it out last weekend and ran just fine.. The lights on the trailer work as well as all light on the boat. The boat is registered till 2018. I have the title for both boat and trailer. This is a good boat me and my kids had a lot of fun this summer hate to get rid of it but have some bills that need to taken care of.. asking $1100 obo cash. No trades no holds and NO SPAM I don't need help selling.

https://topeka.craigslist.org/boa/5992989986.html

I swear this is half the boats at Perry.

 

[Baylinerchuck]

I was wondering why that pretty rainbow in the water followed me everywhere I went!!

 

[roffey]

I was wondering why that pretty rainbow in the water followed me everywhere I went!!

lol. you made me laugh out loud...

 

[Grub54891]

UUmmmm.. How about that Distributer?

 

[crazyinkc]

Finishing and fine tuning? Looks like "starting" was sweeping the trash off the rotten deck. Must have an ounce of gold included with purchase.

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https://topeka.craigslist.org/boa/5996591514.html

 

[Pusher]

This one isn't a tlc boat. It kindda needs its own thread as a "why would you pay so much for that" kind of thread.

 

[Baylinerchuck]

Gotta wonder why the seller isn't already making money hand over fist in this "incredible" business venture.

 

[Tnstratofam]

Gotta wonder why the seller isn't already making money hand over fist in this "incredible" business venture.

He's just trying to help someone live the small businesses owner dream!:thumb:

Either that or he's hoping someone has 11 friends to help them row this thing around the lake.

 

[GA_Boater]

I only see a pair of oars which are quite long. Where do the paying passengers move to avoid oar powered head-strikes?

If this is such a money making business, why sell?

 

[jbcurt00]

https://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/bpo/5998389320.html

Award winning trailer?
???

 

[Tnstratofam]

Acording to the ad he also has an award winning boat to go along with it.

I think the ad is actually pretty funny.

 

[roffey]

... and the trailer is easily worth what he is asking... funny add.

 

[shaw520]

Hey,...Its got "brand new air in the tires"

 

[jbcurt00]

Hey,...Its got "brand new air in the tires"

My favorite sales highlight from the ad.