Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[Tnstratofam]

[h=2]PONTOON FOR SALE - $800 (Waynesville)[/h]

condition: good
length overall (LOA): 13

• safety tips
• prohibited items
• product recalls
• avoiding scams

PONTOON FOR SALE....TWO MAN SEATER

13 FEET

WITH TRAILER

IN FINES CREEK...NEAR FERGUSONS

$800.00 OBO

This one isn't as custom as the redneck yacht, but it's close. Another great project just needing a little imagination.:facepalm: And a motor, probably a deck, some sides, steering, etc. etc.....

 

[2 Eagles]

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/boa/4995887773.html
The little blue submarine.

I've see this built. It was Built be a couple in Tulsa, OK. If you want to see it being built and used to to SV Seeker on YouTube, or visit: http://www.svseeker.com/index.htm

 

[garbageguy]

I've see this built. It was Built be a couple in Tulsa, OK. If you want to see it being built and used to to SV Seeker on YouTube, or visit: http://www.svseeker.com/index.htm

Interesting guy, cool website, thanks for sharing. OK, gotta stop dreaming, for now, and get back to work

 

[UConnMRB]

its not a boat, but how about this trailer:

https://hartford.craigslist.org/boa/4994661564.html

No tires and rusted, but listed as Nice Condition

 

[smokeonthewater]

Wow that must be the first boat trailer in history that isn't advertised as "heavy duty"! Lol

 

[dozerII]

its not a boat, but how about this trailer:

https://hartford.craigslist.org/boa/4994661564.html

No tires and rusted, but listed as Nice Condition

I hate to see what he thinks is poor condition.

 

[dannys2004glastron175mx]

I hate to see what he thinks is poor condition.

Maybe he has to sell it to get a new pair of glasses . :lol:

 

[PatinIdaho]

OHHHH here is a nice boat!

http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/5024750354.html

 

[MTboatguy]

OHHHH here is a nice boat!

http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/5024750354.html

I have actually seen this boat, he is asking way to much for the amount of work that would be needed to bring it back to life.

 

[dannys2004glastron175mx]

OHHHH here is a nice boat!

http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/5024750354.html

Can't get any nicer then that lol :facepalm:

 

[roffey]

... and someone will take it thinking it just needs to be cleaned up... there is not a spot on that boat that does not need a complete restore. I would not take it even if he gave it to me.

 

[Tnstratofam]

At least the drive will be easily serviced.:facepalm:

WLODeath anyone.:heh:

 

[MTboatguy]

Actually the location of that ad is mis-leading, that boat is located Irrigon, OR, which is a couple of hundred miles SW of Spokane, WA I looked at it on my of my trips back to Portland when it was listed on the Hermiston Craigslist. [h=2][/h]

 

[Captain Ollie West]

Creative use of tarps, but the pile of cans in the foreground completes the package.

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/boa/5031118319.html

 

[Captain Ollie West]

Please haul my junk to the dump and pay me 75 bucks!


We have bayliner just sitting here and not getting fixed or anything. Needs a good home with someone who has time and knowledge of boats. Has no motor and no trailer. Great body, just needs lots of TLC. Call Derik for any questions @

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/boa/5030153615.html

 

[2 Eagles]

So he's selling the trailer only and needs ride to river.

 

[Captain Ollie West]

So he's selling the trailer only and needs ride to river.

Confidence and stupidity are similar, but very different things.

 

[MTboatguy]

Creative use of tarps, but the pile of cans in the foreground completes the package.

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/boa/5031118319.html

Oh Boy, another one of those "Electric Wench's" are included! Is that the same as a Blow up Doll?

 

[redneck joe]

I'd take electric over hot air.

 

[bob johnson]

here is a good one......nice looking boat, but they describe that it comes with OAR LOCKS and OARS!!!....hint hint hint

http://syracuse.craigslist.org/bod/5034217586.html


for all you whaler lovers...this seems too good to be true ...huh?? ha ha

bob