Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

saumon

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Boat 15.5, redone. With Trailer almost new. NEGO

Boat 15.5, redone. With Trailer almost new. NEGO - $1200

I am selling my boat 15.5 feet just finished the interior and the outside. Come with a trailer that is in amazing shape and is almost new. It is rust proof and it is a tilt trailer. I am asking for 1200 and i am some-what flexible. Please do not send me an email with an insulting offer because i will then have to respond in a rude way. Do not miss this offer, the best way to contact me for questions is by email.

Thank You
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You must like the matte black with grass rug style. The trailer jack that's about to give is also a plus...
 
RogersJetboat454

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

saumon said:
You must like the matte black with grass rug style. The trailer jack that's about to give is also a plus...
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The interior looks like one of the holes at a mini-golf course...
Should I send him my offer, so we can talk about his rude response? :D
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

...Please do not send me an email with an insulting offer because i will then have to respond in a rude way.
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That's just too tempting. Wonder what response a $100 delivered offer would get?
 
Bayou Dave

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

That guy needs to buy a chain saw or get the volunteer fire dept out there to burn it down.
 
jbcurt00

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

BigDfromTN said:
This one needs a LITTLE work too! 38 FOOT YACHT
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Any old backyard DIY mechanic, w/ minimal tools, could probably have this motor up & running in an afternoon out in the garage.....
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May have water damage/milky oil...:facepalm:

Best offer? WTH? Should be 'How much do you need to be paid to haul this mess off my property?'



Best offer? Really? :faint2: Jeez, what a pile of carp.......
 
NYBo

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

jbcurt00 said:
Best offer? WTH? Should be 'How much do you need to be paid to haul this mess off my property?'



Best offer? Really? :faint2: Jeez, what a pile of carp.......
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Let's see:
Scrap value - direct costs to haul to metal yard - value of time spent doing so = offer
Yeah, I think we're in negative numbers here...
 
GA_Boater

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

BigDfromTN said:
This one needs a LITTLE work too!
38 FOOT YACHT
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We need the ad text:

"ALL STEEL HULL
38 LONG 11/2.5 WIDE.
TWIN 330 CHRYSLER
COMES WITH TRAILER.
BEST OFF my lot before the wife leaves me. "

He didn't finish the last line, so I did it for him. :eek::facepalm:

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