Twidget
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- Jun 16, 2004
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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi<br />terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.<br /><br />The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.<br /><br />The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.<br /><br />"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. <br /> <br />So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!"<br /><br />He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"<br /><br />"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
