Does Your Job Stink?

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Re: Does Your Job Stink?

Ladyfish, thank you for giving me the oportunity to vent :) <br />I quit my job Friday. I am officially a bum until tomorrow at 8AM. :) <br /><br />I hated my job. It was inspecting fire sprinkler systems. The water that sits in those pipes stagnates over the course of 90days, and when we open the inspector's test valve (to simulate a sprinkler head opening), the odor is best desribed as malathion bug spray mixed with raw sewage... And that is another smell i know all to well, from a previous "career".<br /><br />Then, there were the frightened and irate people who came running from the building, if the building's supervisors hadn't posted the notices of alarm testing.<br /><br />I left home at dark, and got home at dark, and got 8 hours pay if i was lucky.<br /><br />Highrises were a real party. Often, the inspector's tests are in every floor's stairwells, sometimes in more than one per floor. And you would think they would install them within reach? Hail no!! Nine outta ten times, they would install them high enough to prevent "tampering" -- which meant i had to drag a ladder everywhere i went! I guess that's fine for a young guy, but i am 54.<br />Fire hoses were little more than mold-magnets that needed to be "re-racked" once a year, and removed/pressure-tested every other year.Oooo! Ah hates fire hoses!<br /><br />Testing fire pumps? That required dragging hoses and "hose monsters" and hooking them up to headers sometimes on rooftops, but more-often, hidden behind jungles.Then, running the pump full-bore while sticking a pitot gauge in the monster in ankle-deep water to test the pump's output --- then, go in and check the voltage/amperage under operational load!<br /><br />But nothing compared to hearing sirens approaching from a distance, then seeing the shiny red trucks pull up with lights going and crew fully suited-up to fight a fire!<br />That happened twice to me durring my 4-month gig, which was twice too often. I would rather have endured a root canal (without anesthesia)!<br /><br />The job had few good points.<br />Please pray this next job (utility inspector) treets me better.
 

Twidget

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Re: Does Your Job Stink?

My Uncle ran a chicken farm in NW Arkansas in the 70's. Ran is a polite way of saying he and his 4 kids ran it. <br /><br />They had 2, 300 foot long buildings full of chickens. During the winter, plastic was placed over the windows, wow what a stench. <br /><br />Nothing was automated, the eggs were picked manually twice a day. The chickens were fed by driving a feeder down the rows of chicken cages.<br /><br />I really hated visiting on the week they were cleaning out the pits. Although they said it made good fertilizer for their garden.
 

rogerwa

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I had to sit next to a co-worker from India that had extremely bad garlic odor coming out his pores on a three hour flight to SLC last week.. i was next to the window and couldn't get away..
 

JasonJ

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Current job, farts and stinky perps. Previous job rotted skunk carcasses needing to be extracated from under houses, dead mice in walls, and a dead mountain lion under a house that REALLY smelled...
 

treedancer

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Re: Does Your Job Stink?

Burnt popcorn? <br /> Flatulence?<br />Body Order?<br />Bad breathe?<br />Other? <br /> Flatulence?<br />Body Order?<br />Bad breathe?<br />Other? My Previous job years ago I was a machinist. They had me working at this milling machine by this window which wasn’t bad but the oil coming out of the cooling tubes Must have been put in there at the turn of the century. Were talking about the twentieth century here. Really bad stench and more than likely not too healthy either.<br /><br /> I believe I would have been there to this day but the shop foreman seen me looking out the window and thought that was to much of a distraction and went and painted the window black. I was out of there the next month.<br /><br /> Been driving a truck for quite some time now so for have not smelled much popcorn but everything else looks and smells familiar but seeing as I am the only one in the truck for long periods of a time who can I blame? :rolleyes:
 

Nos4r2

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I drove a landfill site rolonof skip lorry for a few weeks. Dead animals, rotting food and so on. That was horrible.
 

crab bait

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DAH YEAH.. i'm workin' at a refinery right now.. !!<br /><br />it stinks ,, it's dangerous,, 2 boilermakers died last summer ( nitrogen ) AN one 3 years ago ( acid tank collapse )<br /><br />but it's an O.T. cash cow..last week cleared 17 hundred bucs.. <br /><br />that proves i'll do anything for money. :)
 

jimr

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Re: Does Your Job Stink?

imagine middle of summer 80-100* and the a full trash truck decides to blow a turbo and the motor runs away causing you to do an inframe. truck has to be inside shop for about 2 weeks with all of its mystry drips going on the floor. also when working on other trucks that breakdown having the drip get you. the sewer treatment vehicles are pretty bad at times also. other than that its not too bad.
 
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