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Good morning, a wife said to her husband. "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," answered the husband indignantly as he rushed out to the office.
At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the wife opened the door, a messenger handed her a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses.
At 1 p.m., a boutique delivered to the wife a beautiful designer dress.
Early evening, the husband came home and handed his wife a five-pound box of her favorite chocolates.
"First the flowers, then the dress, and now the chocolates!" the wife exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"
"Of course I do," answered the husband indignantly as he rushed out to the office.
At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the wife opened the door, a messenger handed her a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses.
At 1 p.m., a boutique delivered to the wife a beautiful designer dress.
Early evening, the husband came home and handed his wife a five-pound box of her favorite chocolates.
"First the flowers, then the dress, and now the chocolates!" the wife exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"
