Do these fools deserve an new stadium?

wildbill59

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Re: Do these fools deserve an new stadium?

Come sit right back and you'll hear a tale... A tale of fateful trip > That started from a small lake town > Aboard two tiny ships > > The mates were a bunch of pole dancers > But the waitstaff was too pure > The Vikings team set sail that day > For a three hour tour, a three hour tour > > The action started getting hot > The dancers strutted their stuff > If not for the prudes in the fearless crew > There wouldn't have been such a huff > > The boats turned around and went back home > The authorities came aboard > But fear not friends, 'cause all's not lost > The Vikings finally scored! > >
 

Pony

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ROFL @ wildbill
 

KaGee

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OHHHHHHH YYEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!<br /><br />They scored... now if they could only find the endzone! :D :D <br /><br />This just in, Randy Moss approves:<br /><br />
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Quick question. If it was a group of salesmen entertaining clients for a few hours would we have heard about it? I think I’m hearing a “let’s cash in on this” scam from the cruise boat staff.
 

POINTER94

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Limited time, what if it was a bunch of local politicians, (remember the clinton administration), local cops, firemen, newscasters, priests and nuns, movie stars, high school football team, yep you would hear about it. Pretty quick thinking for a bunch of 18 year olds, to hatch this plan in 40 minutes. Perhaps if this was in a major metro city this may have gone unnoticed, but the small town mentality has a hard time tolerating this type of activity.<br /><br />WildBill you are killing me!!!!!!!!!
 

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Pointer94<br />Point taken. My point was more that if they were nobodies you would never have heard about it. BTW I am in no way condoning their actions.
 

wildbill59

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Here are the top 5 statements that you can hear both at a Viqueens game and on there Love Boat.<br /> <br />5-There sure is a fine crop of tight ends this year <br /><br />4-We seem to be getting good penetration <br /><br />3-They enjoy coming from behind <br /><br />2-Its time to bring out the chains <br /><br />1-It looks like they're an inch short
 

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wb59,<br />stop, my side is killing me........ :D :D :D LMAO
 

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:D :D :D <br /><br />Im afraid to comment about that one Wildbill.....thats about the funniest things I've seen about that whole cruise thing. just printed it to show the pops.<br /><br />LT- you are correct, if it was a bunch of nobodies we wouldnt here about it. Nonetheless being in the media spotlight you would think they might realize that nothing they do is safe from public eyes, and that it might be a good idea to not "do certain things".
 

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I think it just goes to show ya how instant wealth can be so destructive. And there's something wrong in a society that idolizes athletes as ours does...imagine, some semi-literate brute making millions per year for playing ball.<br /><br />This incident is not the disease, it's a symptom.
 

sloopy

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Originally posted by PierBridge:<br /> Can you imagine the frustration when the sex cruise was cut short from 3 hours to 40 minutes.<br />
They are Minnesota Vikings, and there were 17 of them, so that means it would of only taken them 17 minutes.
 

lakelivin

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Imho the degree of attention this gets should be highly correlated with what happened. <br /><br />While I don't approve, if the incident just involved hookers (probably don't even need to hire hookers, enough groupies around for pro athletes to get as many girls they want for free), it should be addressed, but probably more by the team/ league/ city they represent than at the national level. <br /><br />If it involved harrassment (or worse) of the boats female crew members (or any other females not voluntarily cooperating), the seriousness of it rises IMMENSLY (can you say Kobe Bryant?).
 

KaGee

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On one of the postgame shows yesterday, I think FOX, they said that Minnesota management informed the team prior to the game yesterday that players were advised to seek legal representation ASAP.<br /><br />The interpretation: Y'all are on your own on this one, we aint gonna help you.
 

PierBridge

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They better hope the policio can not prove they crossed state lines while commiting prostition.<br /><br />Thats like 10 years in the slammer.....
 

bigskydrift

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Wild Bill, that is hilarious!! My wife is a die hard Vikes fan, I am a Bears fan. I love new ammo!!!!! Thank you!
 
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