LadyFish
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Dear Tech Support:<br /><br />Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that<br />the new program began unexpected child<br />processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.<br />In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now<br />monitors all other system activity.<br /><br />Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing<br />7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.<br /><br />I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to<br />run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about<br />going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.<br />Please help!<br /><br />Thanks,<br />A TroubledUser<br /><br />_______________________________________________<br /><br />REPLY:<br /><br />Dear Troubled User:<br /><br />This is a very common problem about which men are complaining.<br />Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is<br />just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife1.0 is an OPERATING<br />SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!<br /><br />It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.<br />It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the<br />system once installed.<br /><br />You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not<br />allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under<br />Warnings-Alimony/Child-Support. I recommend that<br />you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest<br />installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.<br /><br />The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because<br />ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system<br />will return to normal anyway.<br /><br />Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.<br />Wife 1.0 comes with several support<br />programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.<br /><br />However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will<br />cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this<br />happens, the only way to improve the performance of<br />Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and<br />Diamonds 5.0.<br /><br />WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With Short<br />Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported<br />by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.<br /><br />Best of luck,<br />Tech Support