Boat Ad Title Fail

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V153

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Re: Boat Ad Title Fail

Like the boat and would be prepared to make an offer, but what I'm really looking for is a "Bowel Rider" ...?
 

Philster

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Staying with this thread requires intestinal fortitude.

I've seen some open bowel boats, but the owners left them out and rectum. They should have been more anal about their boats. I've got the guts to say it.

I can't stomach this anymore.

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Mel Taylor

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Re: Boat Ad Title Fail

When the ad is gone from Craigslist the humor will be lost on future readers. So, I'm posting the text of the ad. This one is just too good to lose.


OPEN BOWEL - $1800 (IL BELOIT)

Date: 2012-05-27, 3:05PM CDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

THIS IS A NICE ALUMINIM BOAT WELL TOOK
CARE OF NOT BEATEN UP NO LEAK;S 70HR MERCURY MOTOR
FISH FINDER AND NEW TROLLING MOTOR 2 NEW BATTERIE;S
TWO GAS TANK;S LIFE JACKET;S OARS NEW SPARE TIRE AND
ANCHOR NEW WATER PUMP PUT IN AND A SPARE MOTOR FOR
PART;S I HAVE 2200 IN BOAT AND NEW TRAILER LIGHT;S
ASKING 18OO FIRM THIS IS A GOOD DEAL NO TRADES
CALL 1 779 XXX XXXX WE DONT HAVE TIME TO ENJOY IT
 

Jono69

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Re: Boat Ad Title Fail

When the ad is gone from Craigslist the humor will be lost on future readers. So, I'm posting the text of the ad. This one is just too good to lose.


OPEN BOWEL - $1800 (IL BELOIT)

Date: 2012-05-27, 3:05PM CDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

THIS IS A NICE ALUMINIM BOAT WELL TOOK
CARE OF NOT BEATEN UP NO LEAK;S 70HR MERCURY MOTOR
FISH FINDER AND NEW TROLLING MOTOR 2 NEW BATTERIE;S
TWO GAS TANK;S LIFE JACKET;S OARS NEW SPARE TIRE AND
ANCHOR NEW WATER PUMP PUT IN AND A SPARE MOTOR FOR
PART;S I HAVE 2200 IN BOAT AND NEW TRAILER LIGHT;S
ASKING 18OO FIRM THIS IS A GOOD DEAL NO TRADES
CALL 1 779 XXX XXXX WE DONT HAVE TIME TO ENJOY IT

Thanks Mel!! I was about to do the same thing!! For future boat enthusiasts... That is verbatim. Oh and Phil wins.
 

scoyt

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Re: Boat Ad Title Fail

Sounds like a crappy deal to me. :)
 

JSGOLD

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I have pretty much the identical boat myself....frankly there are times when you NEED an "open bowel"......:)
 

nwcove

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im not the best reader...so im having trouble digesting this hole thing.....semicolon...open bowel? all this info seems to run right through me??? :facepalm:
 

Don S

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Re: Boat Ad Title Fail

Before it gets any worse, this thread is closed.
 
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