Ann Coulter, check her out

oddjob

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Originally posted by PW2:<br /> ____________________________<br />I think Ann is Sexy,....<br />_____________________________-<br /><br />OJ,<br /><br />I think you may need to re-examine your criteria...<br /><br />If it wasn't for her adam's apple, she'd have no shape at all.
:D
 

RubberFrog

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OJ, the democrat poster girl, Janet Reno, is waaayyyyy hotter!
 

Texashotdog

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Apparently you boys have a lot of flat chested, no butt women where you come from, down here this woman is a 2 maybe 3 at late hours down at Bayou Bar. I saw her on TV and she is so full of hatred, when our President is trying to pull us back together. She needs a good roll in the hay and be put back in the kitchen.
 

heycods

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OOps wrong thread, first mistake I ever made.
 

Texashotdog

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What you think there heycods, like she got her panties in a wad or her thong on too tight.
 

oddjob

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Originally posted by Texashotdog:<br /> Apparently you boys have a lot of flat chested, no butt women where you come from, down here this woman is a 2 maybe 3 at late hours down at Bayou Bar. I saw her on TV and she is so full of hatred, when our President is trying to pull us back together. She needs a good roll in the hay and be put back in the kitchen.
:D <br /><br />Now Tex I understand, but hateful (and flat chested) women can be very exciting as long as you dont marry one...and you dont experience guilt when you finish and dump em.. :)
 

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Well, I will give her one thing (grudgingly).<br /><br />She managed to interrupt and out shout more than she was interrupted and outshouted.<br /><br />But attractive? You guys gotta be kidding. I've seen more attractive corpses.
 

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" OJ,<br /><br />I think you may need to re-examine your criteria...<br /><br />If it wasn't for her adam's apple, she'd have no shape at all."<br /><br />Thats is just too funny :D :D <br /><br />Ann Coulter is just another loud mouth talking head who happens to dwell in an extreme fringe of the political spectrum.<br />She does not speak for all republicans, just as Al Franken does not speak for all democrats.<br />Too much attention is given to the likes of these radical elements.
 

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She's a he!<br /><br /><br />
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Haut Medoc

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:eek: Yikes a transgender conservative!.....<br />What will they think of next?.... :D ....JK
 

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Originally posted by mrbscott19:<br /> She's a he!<br /><br /><br />
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That was funny the last ten times Coulter was the topic of discussion online :rolleyes: <br />I have been expecting this irresistable morsel of "originality" earlier than the 40th post tho. Methinks y'all are slowing down too much from all the speeding tickets you've been getting!<br /><br /><br />
Originally posted by Blu Lunch:<br /> I want reach out and #@!%^ That *itch needs a good slap in the face. She is one sick freakin person..........
EXcellent!
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<br />I think that's a stricken target. I hope they aren't too sore :D <br />I hope she woke you up by anger, or by any other means.<br />And she isn't hard to look at iether.
 

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Man you folks are brutal. Give her some credit will ya. OK, as far as politic, she sucks. She needs to smile and laugh more often at the same time be serious. But you can't blame her. She's been single for too long. But to be fair, she does have a positive side.<br /><br /> I do admit she's a bit flat, but with the power of editing, all her good features can be brought forth. Ann has a ****star face. Unless you are trained in the field, it is hard to see her potential. Kinda like a coach recognizing a player potential. Or a Director matching a face to a script. Picture this.<br /><br /> You are in 6th grade and Ann Couter is your teacher. With her glasses on, hair tied in a pony tail, dressed in a mini skirt and blouse sitting cross legged behind her desk, the school bell rings. You are the last one to walk out. As you proceeds out the door, Ann said,(picture the look on her face), " umm Johnny, I want to talk to you about your test. Close the door and come here". You turn around nervously. She roles her chair to face you. Relaxes her hair and lowers her glasses to half staff. You give her your undivided attention. You notice her long silky legs cry out as your eyes roll down to the tip of her high heels. You anticipate something good but you can't comprehend the feeling.....<br /><br />Holly smoke what Im I saying! Sorry folks; fantasizing about my 6th grade teacher again. <br /><br />Darn it Miss Dearth, leave me alone already.
 

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GQ what are you saying? You don't need to have any special training to see her potential. Those legs could tie a bow knot around the Beemer, she is clearly in outstanding shape, she has a sharp tongue (use your imagination), wonderful eyes, got an attitude, and seems genuinely comfortable being a woman. Heck anything she MIGHT be missing can be added for around $5K.<br /><br />Mix that all together and you got a movie that you need to be 18 to see!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone over 40 who is romantic with her best have a crash cart in the house. Hint: just don't accidently call her Hillary. :D
 

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I try to listen to Coulter whenever I can. I’m trying to find something, anything that she says that isn’t correct. Please, just one time, let her be wrong. So far, it ain’t there.<br /><br />The democrats/communists (same thing, no diff) could take a lesson from Coulter...when you say something, be accurate, be honest, and stay on topic.<br /><br /><br />Edit: Btw, Coulter is a constitutional attorney. She is well versed in the reality of constitutional politics. Those are the waters she swims in. Her politics come from a where our country is supposed to be, not where the majority want it to be or have brought it. She has correctly identified the weak link to a constitutionally correct gov’t as the democrats/communists (same thing, no diff).
 

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GQ, thank you, thank you, thank you.... I remember my 6th grade teacher fondly, more fondly after that narration you gave. I for one would be happy to give Ann huge whenever I could.
 

18rabbit

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Originally posted by --GQ--:<br /> You are in 6th grade and Ann Couter is your teacher. With her glasses on, hair tied in a pony tail, dressed in a mini skirt and blouse sitting cross legged behind her desk, the school bell rings. You are the last one to walk out. As you proceeds out the door, Ann said,(picture the look on her face), " umm Johnny, I want to talk to you about your test. Close the door and come here". You turn around nervously. She roles her chair to face you. Relaxes her hair and lowers her glasses to half staff. You give her your undivided attention. You notice her long silky legs cry out as your eyes roll down to the tip of her high heels. You anticipate something good but you can't comprehend the feeling...
... and she says, “Johnny, I just save 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico.”
 

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Smart in women is a turn-on to me, so even at 54, I still remember one teacher fondly (4th grade), who actually READ to us after lunch for one whole hour ... Every day. "The Iliad and the odyssey".<br />I was mesmerized by her voice, her mannerisms, her soft-spoken, gentleness. and her amazing smarts.<br />She kind of looked like Ann too, with straight, shoulder-length black hair.<br />I cried when she moved to another school.
 
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