A Cell Phone Moment

gonfishn

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Last night I had a young couple in my store shopping for Bedding..Now on a ten scale she hit it at fifteen no matter which way she turned if you know what i mean<br /><br />Well they left their Cell phone here..Not knowing who really left it I opened it up to see who it belonged to..<br /><br />Lo and behold there she was. Instead of maybe her face or something else I found myself looking at(how can i say this with out getting poofed).....<br /><br />Lets just say it was her backside and it wasn't her back and I think she was trying to touch her toes with nothing on..<br /><br />She came in today with an embarrassed look on her face and wanted to know if I had opened her husbands cell up..Being the gentleman I am I told her i just put it in my desk knowing the owner would claim it..I wish i had a picture of the relief she had on her face when i said i just put it in my desk..I bet she has clothes on the next time she puts her pic on her husbands cell phone :D
 

KeltonKrew

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Re: A Cell Phone Moment

did you download it for us :D <br /><br />you know, the cops do it for traffic violations so it must be legal :D
 

KaGee

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Re: A Cell Phone Moment

Too funny! Whose face was redder...yours or hers? :D
 

sangerwaker

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Re: A Cell Phone Moment

:D :D :D <br /><br />That's just too funny! Thanks for the laugh!
 

Link

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Re: A Cell Phone Moment

gonfishn, quit ur bragging! :D :D <br />I don't think I could have pulled it off like you did but that was good of you to let her off the hook!
 

stan_deezy

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Re: A Cell Phone Moment

ain't a cell phone with a big enough for Ms Deezy :( :( <br /><br />Now I'm safe as long as she doesn't rea............
 

dogsdad

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Re: A Cell Phone Moment

I bet I know what she did with that cell phone when she got home---and I am suggesting her husband walks funny now.<br /><br /> :)
 

Reel Poor

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Re: A Cell Phone Moment

I dont think youll get poofed for that explanation....But dayum!!! That sure leaves a vivid image in my mind....And she IS cute.
 

Vlad D Impeller

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Re: A Cell Phone Moment

A cell phone moment? :eek: Naaaa!<br /><br />Beavers are,nt as popular as they once were, so it was probably more like a Nads moment :D
 

jinx

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Re: A Cell Phone Moment

I just got around to reading this, and I cracked up at Stan Deezy's comment :D
 

QC

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Re: A Cell Phone Moment

LMAO @ Stan too :D :D
 
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Re: A Cell Phone Moment

uh oh, now if you want me to KYA you will have to pick it up and wipe it off. ;) ;) :) Sorry, this was rank post.
 

stan_deezy

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Re: A Cell Phone Moment

Thanks Jinks and QC......Ms Deezy doesn't share our sense of humour :( <br /><br />The doctors say I'm doing fine and should be eating solid foods in a month or two.......now if they could just get the cell phone outta my :eek:
 
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Originally posted by Stan_Deezy:<br /> Thanks Jinks and QC......Ms Deezy doesn't share our sense of humour <br /><br />The doctors say I'm doing fine and should be eating solid foods in a month or two.......now if they could just get the cell phone outta my
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D <br />Standard disclaimer.
 

Ron G

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Re: A Cell Phone Moment

Gonfisn you are to lucky.<br />Stan you are too funny sorta hits close to home :eek:
 
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