Mr.Ladyfish
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This is not a joke, it happened today. I am reporting the events as they were related to me.<br /><br />First a little background....<br />Last year a friend of ours died unexpectedly in his sleep. He had an ex that he was married to for about 20 years. Caught her cheating and divorced her. No kids. He remarried and immediately they had a baby girl. He caught wife number 2 cheating a while back and divorced her. He kept the small house he lived in. His daughter is 10 now.<br /><br />He didnt leave a will and about all he had was the house. It was paid for. Everyone agreed that he would want the house to go to his 9 year old daughter. The probate court wanted someone who knew him pretty well other than his 2 ex wives to vouch for this fact. Thats where we come in. Weve been good friends for about 13 years. He really didnt have any other close friends.<br /><br />Ex no. 2 approached LF and asked if we would sign an affidavit saying that we knew him very well and that he would want the house to go to his daughter. We agreed but I had to be in a meeting and couldnt go to court. LF went alone. She was very nervous.<br /><br />As she parked the car she noticed 3 homeless bums standing around a female bum wearing only panties and a bra. By the time LF got parked and put money in the meter the female bum had ripped of her underwear and was heading for the reflection pool in front of the court house. A guard saw her and was running after her. Needless to say this scene was cracking LF up. When she gets laughing hard it sometimes takes a while for her to get back to normal.<br /><br />LF proceeded to the court room. They immediately started the proceedings by swearing in both ex wives and LF as they stood side by side. Thats when the blondness kicked in.<br /><br />Judge: Please raise your right hand.<br />Both exes raise right hands, LF raises left.<br />Lawyer (whispering): Maam thats your left.<br />LF looks at him.<br />Lawyer (again) Maam thats your left.<br />LF figures out hes talking to her and gets embarrassed. She says (not whispering) Well I really am a blonde.<br /><br />At this point the whole court room, including the judge cracks up. The judge turns around and waits a few minutes until things settle down. She turns back around and says something to the effect that things are not usually so funny during court. <br /><br />This strikes LF and the other 2 as very funny. They all crack up over again.<br />After settling down they stand there shoulder to shoulder and take turns shaking and giggling under their breath through the rest of the proceedings. Somehow the judge got through it without having to toss any of them out of court.<br /><br />I know that Rob had a great big belly laugh if he was watching those proceedings today. LF and his 2 exes were probably his favorite women in the world. He always had a smile on his face and was the life of any gathering even though he had nothing. I miss him. They did him proud today, he wouldn't have wanted it any other way.
